Biker’s Penis Hit by Lightning! What Did He Do To Deserve It? Did Two Penises Touch and Turn Him Bi?

I must be psychic. Just a day or so after writing about the threat of Zeus firing a thunderbolt if two penises touch during an MMF threesome scenario which turns bisexual…

… Metro reports that a motorcycle driver in Croatia, stopping by to take a leak actually got his cock struck by a lightning bolt. I wonder if he was coming home from something like this?

Biker’s penis hit by lightning
Monday, September 24, 2007

A Croatian motorbiker will be praying that the old adage ‘lightning never strikes twice’ rings true.

Unlucky Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a quick roadside toilet break.

Djindjic said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.” Djindjic escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms. He said: “Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually.”

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