Behind the Fetish by Lucky (Lucky Bastard) aka Keith Allen Phillips Explores the Fetish World in an Arty and Hilarious Way

Get your Fetish Roadmap out, kids. Keith Allen Phillips who prefers the moniker “Lucky”, or “Lucky Bastard” is a fetish photograher and videographer who came out with the absolutely brilliant “Behind the Fetish” - a series of photos, some of which are behind the scenes stuff from his fetish video business, the others being fetish photos of scenarios that people requested to be photographed, and some members area content from the site. It’s beautifully shot, and very witty. Apart from some of the stuff I’ve already covered here on this blog, there’s saran wrap, “WAM” (wet and messy)”, shoe fetish, foot fetish and more. My personal favorites however, were the giantess fetish also known as “Macrophilia.”

According to the trusty Wikipedia, “Macrophilia refers to sexual fantasy involving fictitious giants. Macrophilia has two main forms: the shrinking of self and the enlargement of others.

Macrophilia or Acradineaphilia can depict a gentle giantess, but more commonly the image is one of a powerful creature that is free to rampage at will. The image of the giantess was first significant on popular culture in the 1950s. Soldiers were returning home from the Second World War to find that women had taken on a more powerful role in the household. This change was embodied by films of the time such as, Attack of the 50ft Woman, Land of the Giants and The Incredible Shrinking Man.

Erotic focuses can include: watching, or imagining, the giant or giantess trample or devour things or people. Images are often centered around the feet as the foot plays a large part in crushing and trampling; such actions can be considered a subset of the foot fetish community.”

Too bad, that with the prohibitive cost of CGI effects and video compositing, and what I’m guessing is the rather small community of Macrophiliacs in this world (although, who knows?), we have yet to see a high quality Macrophilia fetish video. Although I do recall the ye olde pun on a mainstream film in porn that’s related to the subject. Referencing “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”, it was called “Honey I Blew Everyone”, which was just your run of the mill porn. Where are the Macrophiliacs?

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Football Field Penis Prank in Hazleton, PA is America’s Beavis and Butthead Answer to English Crop Circles

Have you heard of the Penis Prank in Pennsylvania? To paraphrase The Register, the pranksters in Hazleton, PA have certainly figured out how NOT to welcome alien visitors to our planet with this giant crop circle cock.

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The Most Offensive Christmas Art Show Hits Hollywood

Perhaps they should have called it XXXmas?

Mixing Christmas themes with ample female breasts and featuring the work of Austin Young, Kitten Natividad, Buff Monster, and our fave the Gay Bigfoot, among others, Lenora Claire chose not to rest on her laurels of the hugely successful Golden Gals Gone Wild collection of this summer, but instead opted to pump up the volume with a new group of art that’s poised to get viewers hot under the collar.

http://laist.com/2007/11/28/merry.php

(Via: Atomic Sex Kitten)

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Butt Implants Gone Horribly Awry

I thought J-Lo’s butt was fake at first. Not to be confused with the absolute insanity of this chick who got a butt implant. Mind blowing and disgusting!

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More Bestiality in Advertising? Or are Germans all Insane Perverts? What Gives?

I don’t understand this. We know Germans are perverts, no offence to my German readers, but let’s face it, Deutschland leads the world (or at least is tied with France and Japan) in matter relating to scat, urolagnia (that’s watersports in the Latin terms), and a bunch of other stuff to long to ponder. We can probably rescan the Fetish Roadmap and it will be a map of the BRD. Well, now, following in the footsteps of the Terry Richardson campaign with Josie Maran, we have a new spread for “Deutsch” magazine. Why? Who knows. Sorry, I’m a bit lazy to translate the copy for you but basically all it does is ask the same questions as I do. That is: “Why?”

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How to Get 20 Cute Naked Japanese Girls in a Telephone Booth

More Weird Japan. What is up with those people, anyway? Here’s something from a Japanese TV show with cute naked girls getting stuffed into a phone booth. I’m not sure what the current Japanese porn laws are, but even though bush has to be pixilated, there seems to be plenty of nudity on TV. You can also read up all about the bad fad known as telephone booth stuffing but it’s better when done naked with cute girls.

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Bald Girls Porn, Yes, Bald That Wasn’t a Typo

Some people love hairy pussy, and some people can’t stand hair. Some others take it to extremes by removing all hair, including the hair on your head and we end up with a bald fetish. (Quick, where’s that fetish roadmap?) Me, I like everything, though bald girls do look a bit offputting. Nonetheless, this set of two naked, completely shaved, bald people is strangely arousing. Courtesy of Little Mutt, this set with bald girl Karissa and equally shaved headed boyfriend Winston, is erotic, a bit arty and very arousing.

I do have to admit that when I first saw this hairless couple, my first thought was of Eva and Adele, whose work I admire but who like me are getting a bit long in the tooth, and losing their looks. So my advice is to relive your youth and start buying some porn, har har har! I hope this doesn’t happen to Klarissa and Winston, but it will.

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Corner Pocket Art: Giant Drawings of Men’s Balls by Artist Belle Wether

Syracuse, NY based artist Belle Wether’s major project is something called Corner Pocket Art: Giant, realistic drawings of, well, men’s balls. I found this on Indie Nudes today and it blew my mind. I would really fancy seeing these in real life. In fact, I may never look at my balls the same way again! More than a novelty, these works are mesmerizing, and the artists’s statement is worth reading through. I usually can cut through the crap when I smell egghead art writing but this gal is the real deal: “The sensuality and beauty of male bodies is barricaded from popular consumption, perhaps, because of these associations, despite major museum shows of Cadmus, George Platt Lynes, Mapplethorpe, Lucian Freud and so on. What do balls mean? I think big drawings dissolve the identity of something relatively small and say “Look! What is this?” causing viewers to question their relationship to what is viewed— are they a visitor, an inhabitant, a participant, an author? I have chosen to draw balls instead of drawing pricks because we think we know what the iconography of pricks is. We aren’t so sure about balls. What is the nature of the sensual (as in everything from Georges Bataille to Abigail Solomon-Godeau to Susie Bright to Sweet Action, the new women’s porn mag)?”

Think outside the briefs!

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Topless BBW A Capella Group

Extraordinarily disturbing video of three BBW or should I say BIGASS-B-W singing a capella! Watch at own risk.

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First Sex With Cars and Now Bicycle Sex, Talk About “WTF?”! Where’s That Stuff on the Fetish Map?

Sometimes the stuff I read on Metro sounds like it came from the Weekly World News, but guess what? It’s all true. Or is it? Back in February they reported on a man who has sex with cars. That’s right. “In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars. The details of mechanic Chris Donald’s alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski. (Read more) You can also check out Mr. Donald’s blog and instructional manual called “How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle” which features some helpful hints like: “If you anthropomorphasize your 4 wheeled lover, it’s worth remembering that its a fantasy. A fun, sexy fantasy, but a emotional/sexual/mental construct. Despite my own enjoyment, a car isn’t actually a person. Except during sex LOL.” (Full article)
The Jaguar X class is supposedly his lover of choice.

OK so either it’s a joke or he’s a nutjob or both. Or maybe you can’t trust Metro and the Sun, but you can certainly trust the BBC, right? Drumroll please…

Bike sex man placed on probation (Via BBC News)

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. “They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. “The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.” Both cleaners, who were “extremely shocked”, told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.” Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

I’m a bit speechless. First of all, why didn’t the car guy get arrested? Well, I’m just waitin for the next installment: MOTORCYCLE sex!

BTW, if anyone can please tell me where this insane photo is from I would apreciate it.

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Snow White and the Seven Sins by Judy Fox

This is Snow White:

And THIS is lust, of Seven Deadly Sins fame:

Beautiful and eerie sculptures from an artist named Judy Fox. Whole gallery is here. [Via Indie Nudes]

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Amputee Sex Dolls, Amputee Porn and Long Jeanne Silver For All You Lovers of Limbless Women

You can of course open up the fetish roadmap and consult it’s position on what amputee porn is, or isn’t. But leave it to the Japanese perverts out there to actually invent an amputee sex doll. My knowledge of the Japanese language is rather limited, and I can’t read the alphabets at all but I think the pictures suffice.

Of course you porn connoisseurs may know that in the rocking and reeling 1970s, when everybody’s ass was up for grabs, certain paraphilias actually commanded respect and admiration - Bodiel Joensen was one example. Another one was “Long Jeanne Silver”, who I first read about in Adam Parfrey’s Apocalypse Culture books, before the interent was invented.

“Jeanne Silver, a pretty amputee, appeared in men’s magazines, and on San Francisco burlesque stages. She had the lower part of her left leg removed when she was a child. The remaining stump, extending several inches below her knee, is little more than bone covered with flesh. Director Alex DeRenzy uses the pseudo-documentary format to display Silver’s sexual habits. She fucks Amber Hunt during a threesome, impales two teenage students and even goes so far as to ram it up a homosexual’s ass. Long regarded as one of the more bizarre films of the 1970’s.” Here is Long Jeanne Silver and her other movies as well.
Now I really don’t know why this fetish is as popular as it is, and that is not to say that it is POPULAR but it’s certainly out there. I would imagine it has something to do with bondage and restraint and making the woman immobile and subservent. Want more, you sick fuck? Kidding. To each his own, I guess. Here’s some more amputee porn if that’s your ticket.

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Pedal Pumping?! Let’s Consult the Fetish Road Map!

Each time I think I’ve seen it all in terms of what fetishes are out there, I inadvertantly see something that blows my mind. Luckily, Katharine Gates’ handy “Fetish Roadmap” can easily point me to the location of gas pedal pumping, which is somewhere right on the border between shoes, high heels, and “car” which is also related to crush freaks and cars stuck in mud, being stuck in quicksand, and “messy fun.” None of which makes any sense to me.

Who am I to judge, however, if all it takes to produce an erection is the sight of a woman’s shoe pushing down on the gas pedal? There seems to be quite a bit of content for this kind of stuff too!

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Russian Girls Gone Wild at Hungry Duck Club: Ladies Night Party at the Famous Utterly Decadent Night Club in Moscow

Russians have always gone wild periodically but mostly not in a good way. Now thanks to shaking off 75 years of social repression, like the Czechs they’re going wild in a sexual frenzy. The Hungry Duck and its girls “going wild” is an example of the reckless sexual abandon with which they free-falled into after the USSR’s collapse. A night club started by a Canadian expat in Moscow with some shady business partners most of whom ended up dead, the Duck was a notorious establishment which was immensely popular for the girls to go wild at during Ladies’ Night. This is an exclusive video taken at one of these “Ladies Nights.”

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The history and scandals, as well as the legal troubles and debaucheries that occurred during these nights at the Hungry Duck are way too long to list in one post. The Hungry Duck was eventually denounced in the Russian Parliament (Duma), shut down by the government, then reopened again but in a tamer form. The full account of the Duck’s history by the original owner is too insane to believe but it’s all true. The club would hire actual strippers to egg the real amateur girls on, plus ply them with plenty of booze while a crowd of horny guys had to wait outside until they were allowed to come in, and then it was borderline orgy time. “In the end, the Russian government became too embarrassed by the uninhibited antics of the Hungry Duck (one official allegedly saw a group of young Russian women fellating a Nigerian stripper while the Russian national anthem was playing) and it was closed down after a succession of punitive raids by the authorities.”

This balls out sexual decadence is, however, still going on in Prague thanks to the guys from Drunk Sex Orgy and Party Hardcore. Those parties are all real and pretty damn insane, if you ask me. And if you think I’m exaggerating or making this up, just google the Hungry Duck or even check out the review of it from the Moscow city guide from that most respectable of publications, The Economist, which describes it as follows: “Once famous for allowing young women to drink themselves silly for free, and then letting in the men, the Duck was closed down after a visiting bunch of Russian officials saw a Nigerian stripper miming something unprintable to the tune of the national anthem. The club featured spontaneous topless dancing on the bar, plus decadence, vomit and misery. It has now reopened, and is apparently less ghastly. Whether that is a good thing is up to you.”

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Sixteen Naked Japanese Girls Blowing Horns, Sucking on Organs and Cracking Nuts in the Japanese Naked Orchestra

I counted sixteen naked Japanese girls in this naked orchestra from Japan. They butcher Tchaikovski’s Nutcracker and like Liberace, they may be great on the piano but they suck on the organ but what the hell, they’re cute. You can always turn the sound down or off and just watch them blow. On a related note, my favourite naked musician is here.

Naked Orchestra - The most amazing bloopers are here

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Close Up Pussy Photography by Michael Helms Could Use a Vial of Vulva Original Pussy Fragrance for the Ultimate Sense-sation

Michael Helms of MLH Photo shoots some outstanding nude, glamour, fashion and fetish photography, and while I remember Hegre doing something like this a couple of years ago, it’s Michael’s gallery of up close pussy photos that I found particularly exciting. Truly they show the love of the vulva as in this one… apart from the delightful visual you can almost smell and taste it….

Now all you need is a vial of “Vulva Original” - the “natural, identical vaginal aroma” - an actual fragrance that is supposed to smell like pussy! Then we’d have complete bliss of the senses. How about a scratch and sniff computer monitor, when you’re done putzing around with the iphone, Mr. Jobs?

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Borghild: Did Nazi Germans Invent the Sex Doll?

Borghild.de claims that “The world’s first sexdoll – or ”gynoid” – was built in 1941 by a team of craftsmen from Germany’s Hygiene Museum Dresden.” Much like a RealDoll, but intended to prevent Wehrmacht soldiers from catching a case of the clap from foreign hookers, or preventing them from mingling with “foreign womenfolk.” It was also built with the ye olde “Aryan” aesthetics in mind. Take a look:

Doesn’t do anything for me, personally. Furthermore, naturally the Museum was located in Dresden, which as you recall was bombed to smithereens by the Allies so no German Real Doll exists and only two photographs survived. Sounds fishy? You bet. That’s because it’s a hoax, although a fairly amusing and elaborate one. Although why someone would spend so much time on such a hoax kind of confuses me.

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Designer Merkins For Either Royalty or For the Naked People at Burning Man

Those crazy naked hipster hippie people at Burning Man invented a new accoutrement for their naked - ness. A merkin flashlight. What for? To help your naked ass navigate the “playa”? Perhaps. They say that it’s “The perfect marriage of form and function - our Merkin Flashlight helps leave something to the imagination as well as providing hands free illumination.” From the naked girls at Burning Man that I’ve seen pics of, they usually have a full hairy bush so this invention would probably be redundant.

Moving on to the other end of the spectrum from the freedom loving hippie hipster hooligans, “Vonk” is a company in Holland that produces high-end designer merkins. Despite it’s somewhat grotesque origin (intended to cover up venereal scabs or a shaved crotch that was shaved in order to get rid of lice, etc), the Merkin, the pubic hair toupee is making a comeback. I suppose if you’re into both shaved pussy and hairy pussy equally the way I am, it could be an interesting accoutrement, but they’re not realistic looking. Article is here, but their website is very much under construction so I wouldn’t bother with it for a few weeks or so. The Cleopatra, featured below, retails for just under 400 Euros, so it’s quite an investment to cover up your non-existent bush with a piece of fur and bangles.

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The Incredible Edible Anus For All You Anal Sex, Rimming and Analingus Fans Out There - Though The Chocolate is a Bit Much I Think

Nothing wrong with anal sex, or anal/oral sex i.e. analingus, rimming or however you wish to call it, as long as one practices proper hygiene. But the confectioners who invented the incredible edible chocolate anus are taking things just a bit too far by making chocolates in the shape of an asshole. Not only that but they’re dead serious about it. Therefore I think this oversteps the lines of appreciation of the anus and anal eroticism and goes over into the poop category which is one fetish I am certainly not interested in whatsoever. But to each his own, I suppose, but rest assured, shit doesn’t taste like chocolate. “These chocolates are created with one thing on our mind: to produce a combination of taste and touch that takes you to chocolate anus heaven.” Might be good for a gag gift but then they could have just made chocolate starfish as in the euphemism for the ye olde poop chute. Check out their site by clicking on the photo.

As far as chocolates go, I prefer Nutella!

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Museum of Broken Relationships - A Lot Classier or Artistic Than Posting Naked Pics of Your Ex Online but The Concept is Close Enough

The Museum of Broken Relationships? Sounds sad, but it is also has lots of bizarre and funny stuff in it as well. “The objects belong to the “Museum of Broken Relationships,” a travelling exhibition that asks people in the cities it visits to donate the mementos of everything from their fleeting infatuations to painful divorces. Originating in Croatia the show has since rolled through Sarajevo, Maribor, and Ljubljana and has now amassed over 200 objects. Zvonimir Dobrovic is organizing the Berlin show in the Tacheles arts center, a six-storey former squat in the heart of the city. “Berliners have already donated 20 new objects” he told SPIEGEL ONLINE, including a wedding dress and an ax used to break up an ex-girlfriend’s furniture.”

Funny how I read the Spiegel Article just soon after writing about posting ex-girlfriend pics online and where amateur porn comes from. The concept here is more artistic and cathartic of course, and not meant as revenge or exhibitionism. The axe is my favorite part.

“One Berliner donated an axe that she used to smash up her ex-girlfriend’s furniture. “The more her room filled up with chopped up furniture, and therefore looked like I was feeling, the better I started to feel.” (Read more) “

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