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Max Mosley’s Nazi Sex Orgy Video

Poor Max Mosley. The former Formula One racer and FIA chairman had simply been enjoying a run of the mill Nazi themed orgy with a bunch of hookers when the video surfaced on the internet from UK tabloid News of the World. In it he alternately dominates and gets dominated by women, some playing Ilsa to his Jewish prisoner, and then reversing the roles. Harmless fun as long as no one gets hurt, except here’s the catch. Max is the son of infamous Hitler sympathizer and founder of the British Union of Fascists.

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And of course, in the video Max speaks in German while administering the spankings, as well as English in a fake German accent, and all kinds of other silly shenanigans. Now why would Max be in such hot water then if he was doing what comes to him naturally. If liberal San Francisco leathermen can dress up like Nazis… why can’t a real Nazi enjoy “playing concentration camp”? Makes no sense to me.

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Oh, and if someone can explain to me why some Leathermen are called “Drummers” can you please leave a comment and let me know because I can’t find the answer to that mystery.

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Anyway, here’s the Mosley video. The original article is at News of the World.

Jane Fonda Says “Cunt”, Eve Ensler Can’t Get Vagina Out of Her Mouth

Looks like Jane Fonda made history today on the Today Show by being the first person to say cunt on network television in the US, but I found “Vagina Monologues” Eve Ensler’s statement that she couldn’t get vagina out of her mouth funnier. Happy Valentine’s Day!

jane fonda on the today show

Justin Timberlake Gets His Balls Crushed in the Pepsi Superbowl Commercial

Not really sex related, except for the destruction of his balls, but if you’ve ever fantasized about Justin Timberlake or some other pissant so-called celebrity receive grivous bodily harm, this commercial is quite cathartic.

Clinton and Lewinsky by Peter Paul Rubens; and Some Nude Shots of Carla Bruni

I am really sick of Bill Clinton lately, doing all the obnoxious campaigning for Hillary so I was piqued when I found this image of Bill and Monica in a reproduction of Rubens’ Cimon and Pero on this site.

clinton and lewinsky by rubens

Here’s the original by Rubens, one of my favorite painters and definitely the Jeff Koons of 17th Century Flanders.

rubens cimon and pero

Now in contrast to the porcine Lewinsky, take a gander at Nicolas Sarkozy’s hot girlfriend Carla Bruni in some early modeling shots. Quite nice, although if I was Sarko I would be slightly worried that my ex dated both Mick Jagger and (egads!) Donald “I’m Not From This Planet” Trump.

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Leonard Nimoy’s Nude Photography of Fat Chicks Prove He Really is From Another Planet

I’m not a huge Star Trek fan but I always knew Leonard Nimoy was insane. Or at least he was definitely half-Vulcan in real life. If you didn’t think that his Yiddish Theater experience was at odds with his other planetary romps, or if you didn’t find his horrible music and records (supposedly he has made more recordings than the Beatles) to be enough, here’s another bit of insanity. Not only has Nimoy been a longtime nude photographer, he also loves fat chicks! Check out his “Full Body Project“, dedicated to the art of obesity!

fat women shot by leonard nimoy for his full body project

Now don’t get me wrong. I like women with meat on their bones but this might be too much for me. And it only adds to the general insanity of Nimoy. Now, I’m not sure if he’s come out and said anything about that genre of fan fiction by Star Trek fans called Slash Fiction that tries to invent stories & create artwork based on a hypothetical gay romance between Spock and Kirk.

spock and kirk gay lovers

Tak sa mycket to Sex or Not, for alerting me to this madness.

Bisexual MMF Threesome Porn From Bimaxx is For the Bi Curious or the Bi Serious or Just Open Minded, Like De Niro and Depardieu

The “MMF” threesome of two guys and one girl is of course a staple of porn and probably always has been. Hell, even Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu got into some of that MMF threesome action in the Bertolucci movie “1900″ as seen below (Courtesy of Eros Blog).

robert de niro and gerard depardieu threesome scene with hooker from bertolucci film 1900

Of course the general rule is, there is no guy on guy contact. None. As if the minute the penises touch, a thunderbolt will come from the sky and strike the offenders permanently gay. Which of course is not the case. And while one of the major appeals in threeway sex scenes with one guy and two girls (FFM or MMF) is getting the two girls dyke out, male bisexuality is verboten. Furthermore, I seem to recall that at one time in the seventies, it was considered kind of sexy, you know David Bowie and all - and I think plenty of women are turned on by gay porn or the idea of two guys having sex. Unfortunately though, while “lesbian porn” is practically considered “straight” which semantically doesn’t make sense, male bisexual porn is considered gay. Not only that, it’s hard to find but also when it’s found is usually pretty bad. Not anymore. Enter Bimaxx, which features very, very good looking people all having sex wit one another regardless of gender.

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The emphasis is on the ubiquitous MMF threesome but there are also foursomes (MMFF) and some rather extreme and very decadent orgy scenes. Bi curious or just open minded? Take the tour.

Petra Nemcova and Her Naked Boobs, Plus Jewish Porn and Assraelis

Petra Nemcova goes topless and bares her boobs in this set from a few months ago. I usually don’t care for celebrities or “supermodels” too much but I do like this set of Petra and her tits naked, and since it’s Yom Kippur, here’s a holiday present for our Jewish readers.

petra nemcova naked boobs nude

Frankly I like the Jewish theme, though a gentile myself, because there should be a bit more “Jewish Porn” out there. I know they’re working on it over in Israel, in between all the bombing and fighting, as evidenced earlier in the year with the release of “Assraelis” which got into hot water with some local Rabbis for posting a “Kosher” symbol on the box, as in 100% Kosher Jewish porn.

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Alizee Jacotey Topless and Her Russian Teen Porno Chick Lookalike, Nutella

I just recently came across the lovely young French pop star (pop tart) Alizee Jacotey, or simply “Alizee.” Despite her fondness for provocative outfits and singing songs like “Moi… Lolita” supposedly she’s squeaky clean in real life, no making out with Madonna or anything like that. Nonetheless, you don’t need to be Humbert Humbert to this is one sexy, saucy, young tart!

.alizee jacotey

Now let’s get down to business. A quick internet search produced this video of the luscious Alizee topless on a nude beach.


Alizee Nude At The Beach - For more of the funniest videos, click here

So far so good, but still pretty innnocent (until the sex tape surfaces), but I was scratching my head wondering WHO does this chick remind me of and then I got it! Nutella (pictured below with her knickers down in the loo)! Close enough, IMO, so if you’ve got the hots for Alizee, drop by Nutella’s little porn spot on the web and see her do all the things you… Well, you know… Not that she doesn’t stand on her own as a saucy young tart. No offence, Nutella, for the comparison to Alizee.

nutella from virginoff brunette russian teen in the bathroom showing her body

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