Poor Max Mosley. The former Formula One racer and FIA chairman had simply been enjoying a run of the mill Nazi themed orgy with a bunch of hookers when the video surfaced on the internet from UK tabloid News of the World. In it he alternately dominates and gets dominated by women, some playing Ilsa to his Jewish prisoner, and then reversing the roles. Harmless fun as long as no one gets hurt, except here’s the catch. Max is the son of infamous Hitler sympathizer and founder of the British Union of Fascists.
And of course, in the video Max speaks in German while administering the spankings, as well as English in a fake German accent, and all kinds of other silly shenanigans. Now why would Max be in such hot water then if he was doing what comes to him naturally. If liberal San Francisco leathermen can dress up like Nazis… why can’t a real Nazi enjoy “playing concentration camp”? Makes no sense to me.
Oh, and if someone can explain to me why some Leathermen are called “Drummers” can you please leave a comment and let me know because I can’t find the answer to that mystery.
Anyway, here’s the Mosley video. The original article is at News of the World.
Thanks to Indie Nudes for alerting me to the photographic work of Ned Rosen. Not quite glam, not quite fetish, not quite pin-up; all of the above and yet something very original entirely. Stellar work and I can’t wait to see more from Ned.
BTW, I like this photograph below not only for the masterful execution of its artistic vision but because it looks like the model has one of the rarest pubic hair designs you see in photos, be it art or porn: a closely cropped bush which is neither hairy nor porn-star waxed/shaped. I myself would like to see more of this type of pubic hair grooming.
Now, check this last one out.
With no disrespect to Ned, I don’t know what’s on this chick’s derriere, but the first thing that came to mind was the bunny tail butt plug, a sex toy that I personally would like to see used and shown in use more often.
I’m assuming that most of my readers are familiar with the coprophagic video “2 Girls 1 Cup” that became, yes, an internet sensation. Of all the things to start an internet sensation, eh? Have we sunk that low? You bet. In an era when “ass to mouth” porn is about as ubiquitous as a shaved pussy, it’s only natural that viral videos that are intensely disgusting gather more attention than either good porn, or even matters of interest. I think 2 Girls 1 Cup even superceded the infamous Goatse. Having said that, while I couldn’t stomach watching the original 2 Girls 1 Cup video, and it seems to be removed from the net, the reactions to it are fairly funny.
Exhibit 1:
A North Carolina State University student recently purchased a customized NC license plate to commemorate one of the most recent and most disgusting viral videos on the Internet. The plate, which was originally opened and questioned by his mother, will soon be driving around the streets of Raleigh.
Exhibit 2:
For anyone who has even taken one film studies, women’s studies, or an art class in criticism, this is rather funny - a college paper analizing 2 Girls 1 Cup as if it were the latest masterpiece from your favourite bullshit artist du jour. I’m disappointed they didn’t throw in a reference to Michel Foucault. On the other hand it also could be a real paper written by “existentialist porn star” Sasha Grey for Film Studies 101. (Clicking pic will open up a larger, readable image).
Via Odd Culture.
By the way, since I mentioned “ass to mouth” did you know that just several years ago, this was a rarity? Check out this article, and this is from AVN (Adult Video News) of all places where the writer expresses his repulsion over “ATM” and this was written just four years ago! Now it’s all the rage. To paraphrase Dostoyevsky, people will get used to anything, the fuckers.
Along with headbands, which you don’t see too often but which I very much fancy, I also like naked chicks who are wearing flipflops. In fact if a woman is naked I prefer either barefoot, flip flops or knee-high black leather boots. High heels can be classy for a bit but they must come off during sex. And while I did like those high platform shoes and Kiss boots that are sold for hookers and strippers along Holywood Blvd., I think they’re passe now. So there you go. Chalk up another fetish and check out this pale naked redhead, how I wish there were more flip-flop shots I could show you… But….
This amateur looking chick is actually a porno starlet by the name of Marie McCray who does not share my fetish except in the above shoot. In fact she’s wearing the exact shoes that I don’t want to see her in and playing around with a balloon. Not my cup of tea but maybe you loony looners may enjoy it:
She has also done plenty of hardcore porn, including the concept site “Couples Seduce Teens” which sounds more appealing the older I get, natch. Here’s a preview episode with Marie.
I couldn’t find much information about Red Charls but he does some outstanding work in Fetish photography and features themes like spanking, corsets, shibari, an occasional candle up the butt, and the seemingly neglected-as-of-late,nun costume fetish that I kind of miss. I’ll admit. I saw a pretty looking Catholic nun a few months ago and couldn’t help but wonder what was under the habit. Now part of it is curiosity and part of this fetish probably dates back to times when certain monasteries and nunneries were indeed houses of iniquity. Plus they had all the money so even if these monks and nuns were pious the starving peasants needed to take a jibe at them at one point; think Rabelais, Cervantes, Chaucer, and of course, de Sade. Now I guess they’re kind of irrelevant but I vote for bringing back the nun fetish, preferably an all lesbian orgy in the monastery, just like we used to watch in Jess Franco films in the 70s.
As an artfag I was instantly drawn to “Under My Skin”, a new video installation by the French artist Marianne Maric. I don’t fully get all the highfalutin talk but the stills are extremely interesting and provocative in a sexy way, none of that objectifying the female body thing that I’m guessing it may have something to do with. It’s almost got me wondering if there’s such a thing as a lampshade fetish?
Not sure where Bob keeps finding these tatooed sex machines but I’m glad he’s doing it. Couldn’t find much info on Dina de Sade apart from the fact that she is a tattoo model and I also got to her Myspace page. Though a bit frightening, this punk rock model is a definite turnon. I don’t have a thing for tattoos per se, it’s all about the attitude for me and this chick has plenty of it. Nice name, too.
Back by popular request, here’s the amazing, beautiful pervert Idoia from Nena Blue, in what looks like a glam outdoor scene. But don’t be fooled. She’s walking around with a large anal tool stuck in her ass. This girl actually kind of scares me, but in a good way… I think. All I know is that she is gorgeous and also a full blown submissive who is up for anything. I’m not exaggerating one bit.
Get your Fetish Roadmap out, kids. Keith Allen Phillips who prefers the moniker “Lucky”, or “Lucky Bastard” is a fetish photograher and videographer who came out with the absolutely brilliant “Behind the Fetish” - a series of photos, some of which are behind the scenes stuff from his fetish video business, the others being fetish photos of scenarios that people requested to be photographed, and some members area content from the site. It’s beautifully shot, and very witty. Apart from some of the stuff I’ve already covered here on this blog, there’s saran wrap, “WAM” (wet and messy)”, shoe fetish, foot fetish and more. My personal favorites however, were the giantess fetish also known as “Macrophilia.”
According to the trusty Wikipedia, “Macrophilia refers to sexual fantasy involving fictitious giants. Macrophilia has two main forms: the shrinking of self and the enlargement of others.
Macrophilia or Acradineaphilia can depict a gentle giantess, but more commonly the image is one of a powerful creature that is free to rampage at will. The image of the giantess was first significant on popular culture in the 1950s. Soldiers were returning home from the Second World War to find that women had taken on a more powerful role in the household. This change was embodied by films of the time such as, Attack of the 50ft Woman, Land of the Giants and The Incredible Shrinking Man.
Erotic focuses can include: watching, or imagining, the giant or giantess trample or devour things or people. Images are often centered around the feet as the foot plays a large part in crushing and trampling; such actions can be considered a subset of the foot fetish community.”
Too bad, that with the prohibitive cost of CGI effects and video compositing, and what I’m guessing is the rather small community of Macrophiliacs in this world (although, who knows?), we have yet to see a high quality Macrophilia fetish video. Although I do recall the ye olde pun on a mainstream film in porn that’s related to the subject. Referencing “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”, it was called “Honey I Blew Everyone”, which was just your run of the mill porn. Where are the Macrophiliacs?
Some people love hairy pussy, and some people can’t stand hair. Some others take it to extremes by removing all hair, including the hair on your head and we end up with a bald fetish. (Quick, where’s that fetish roadmap?) Me, I like everything, though bald girls do look a bit offputting. Nonetheless, this set of two naked, completely shaved, bald people is strangely arousing. Courtesy of Little Mutt, this set with bald girl Karissa and equally shaved headed boyfriend Winston, is erotic, a bit arty and very arousing.
I do have to admit that when I first saw this hairless couple, my first thought was of Eva and Adele, whose work I admire but who like me are getting a bit long in the tooth, and losing their looks. So my advice is to relive your youth and start buying some porn, har har har! I hope this doesn’t happen to Klarissa and Winston, but it will.
Sometimes the stuff I read on Metro sounds like it came from the Weekly World News, but guess what? It’s all true. Or is it? Back in February they reported on a man who has sex with cars. That’s right. “In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars. The details of mechanic Chris Donald’s alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski. (Read more) You can also check out Mr. Donald’s blog and instructional manual called “How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle” which features some helpful hints like: “If you anthropomorphasize your 4 wheeled lover, it’s worth remembering that its a fantasy. A fun, sexy fantasy, but a emotional/sexual/mental construct. Despite my own enjoyment, a car isn’t actually a person. Except during sex LOL.” (Full article)
The Jaguar X class is supposedly his lover of choice.
OK so either it’s a joke or he’s a nutjob or both. Or maybe you can’t trust Metro and the Sun, but you can certainly trust the BBC, right? Drumroll please…
Bike sex man placed on probation (Via BBC News)
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. “They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. “The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.” Both cleaners, who were “extremely shocked”, told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.” Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
I’m a bit speechless. First of all, why didn’t the car guy get arrested? Well, I’m just waitin for the next installment: MOTORCYCLE sex!
BTW, if anyone can please tell me where this insane photo is from I would apreciate it.
I can’t seem to find too much info about the photographer Geoffroy de Bois who shares his name with some medieval French knight. What I do know is that his erotic photography as in the History of Sex series (sharing the name with Serrano’s work) is awesome. My favorites are the parts which are humorously split into two sections: “She Said No”
And “She Says Yeah”
What they said yes or no to is your guess. BTW they’re both wearing the body harness here which I also find very arousing, the way it accentutes the female form not unlike what a strapon does for the shape of a woman’s ass.
You can of course open up the fetish roadmap and consult it’s position on what amputee porn is, or isn’t. But leave it to the Japanese perverts out there to actually invent an amputee sex doll. My knowledge of the Japanese language is rather limited, and I can’t read the alphabets at all but I think the pictures suffice.
Of course you porn connoisseurs may know that in the rocking and reeling 1970s, when everybody’s ass was up for grabs, certain paraphilias actually commanded respect and admiration - Bodiel Joensen was one example. Another one was “Long Jeanne Silver”, who I first read about in Adam Parfrey’s Apocalypse Culture books, before the interent was invented.
“Jeanne Silver, a pretty amputee, appeared in men’s magazines, and on San Francisco burlesque stages. She had the lower part of her left leg removed when she was a child. The remaining stump, extending several inches below her knee, is little more than bone covered with flesh. Director Alex DeRenzy uses the pseudo-documentary format to display Silver’s sexual habits. She fucks Amber Hunt during a threesome, impales two teenage students and even goes so far as to ram it up a homosexual’s ass. Long regarded as one of the more bizarre films of the 1970’s.” Here is Long Jeanne Silver and her other movies as well.
Now I really don’t know why this fetish is as popular as it is, and that is not to say that it is POPULAR but it’s certainly out there. I would imagine it has something to do with bondage and restraint and making the woman immobile and subservent. Want more, you sick fuck? Kidding. To each his own, I guess. Here’s some more amputee porn if that’s your ticket.
You would think that chicks who like to dress up as pinup models, or have that Bettie Page retro look, like the delectable, addiction producing Minx, would have musical tastes that gravitate towards the Cramps, Elvis and Charlie Feathers. Not so with this tough cookie.
Among her musical tastes she includes “Death metal, grindcore, doom and black metal, goth, electronica, industrial, classical. Some of my favorites include: Type O Negative, My Dying Bride, Christian Death, Hypocrisy, Dehumanized, Diary of Dreams, Immolation, Psypheria, Suffocation, Dark Funeral, Dying Fetus, Decrepit Birth, Dimmu Borgir, Cephalic Carnage, Deicide, Velvet Acid Christ, Cyptopsy, Tristania, Bach, Morbid Angel, Severe Torture, Gorgasm, Neurosis, Rachmaninoff, Nile, The Sisters of Mercy, Therion, Cannibal Corpse, Decapitated, Obituary, Kataklysm, Deeds of Flesh, Vile, Old Man’s Child, Incantation, Behemoth, Death, etc.”
Wow. Well, what can I say, Minx seems to be a pretty original gal and she does do fetish shoots as well. I think maybe some Mancini would play better as the soundtrack to this shoot, though. BTW, I think she left out Cannibal Corpse and Anal Cunt.
Each time I think I’ve seen it all in terms of what fetishes are out there, I inadvertantly see something that blows my mind. Luckily, Katharine Gates’ handy “Fetish Roadmap” can easily point me to the location of gas pedal pumping, which is somewhere right on the border between shoes, high heels, and “car” which is also related to crush freaks and cars stuck in mud, being stuck in quicksand, and “messy fun.” None of which makes any sense to me.
Who am I to judge, however, if all it takes to produce an erection is the sight of a woman’s shoe pushing down on the gas pedal? There seems to be quite a bit of content for this kind of stuff too!
Everyday Slaves is an interesing BDSM site that I just came across. I’m not a regular and hardly even irregular participant in BDSM play. For an artfag like me it’s all about the sexy, kinky fashion. That doesn’t mean I don’t find the subject matter fascinating (not to mention the clothes). Of course anyone can sexperiment with a little rope and clothes pins and riding crops and what not but that won’t make you an active participant in “the lifestyle.” And the fascinating part of said lifestyle is actually the tremendous psychological impact involved. Nothing is more hardcore than an actual 24/7 Master/Slave relationship and from what I have read it is somewhere equal parts strain and release, both physically and mentally. This site gives you the chance to view this type of relationship, as it documents real lifestyle couples in their everyday master and slave dynamics. Plus it’s always fun to imagine actually having a slave that you neatly box up at the end of the evening.
Here she is again, Sasha Grey, who manages to cary both the title of “Existentialist Porn Star” and “Teenage Anal Princess.” Sasha is photographed by Rich Kern, posing nude and there are some BDSM clips thrown in of her getting hog tied and abused, and as usual she’s interviewed talking bollocks. And yet…
I somehow almost see the fascination with Sasha Grey and not just because she’s 18 or whatever, but because it’s like watching a car accident in progress and you can’t take your eyes off of it. Kern of course is egging her on with the whole “porn stars are the gladiators of today” stuff. What I’d really like to know is where do Heidegger, Camus and Sartre fit in the mind of the star of “Gang Bang My Face” and “Ass to Mouth #10″? She keeps talking about “reinventing” or “changing” the porn world. I don’t see her doing anything different but promulgating “gonzo porn” which centers on shock value as opposed to eroticism and arousal. Modeling for Kern of course gives her a little jolt of sophistication. Anyway, for me, the people who reinvented the industry are the folks over at Abby Winters - now I think THAT’s erotic and hot! But that’s just my opinion. If you want to see more of Sasha either for arousal or the train wreck syndrome, you can check out her videos on demand, for 7 cents a minute here.
Nothing wrong with anal sex, or anal/oral sex i.e. analingus, rimming or however you wish to call it, as long as one practices proper hygiene. But the confectioners who invented the incredible edible chocolate anus are taking things just a bit too far by making chocolates in the shape of an asshole. Not only that but they’re dead serious about it. Therefore I think this oversteps the lines of appreciation of the anus and anal eroticism and goes over into the poop category which is one fetish I am certainly not interested in whatsoever. But to each his own, I suppose, but rest assured, shit doesn’t taste like chocolate. “These chocolates are created with one thing on our mind: to produce a combination of taste and touch that takes you to chocolate anus heaven.” Might be good for a gag gift but then they could have just made chocolate starfish as in the euphemism for the ye olde poop chute. Check out their site by clicking on the photo.
As far as chocolates go, I prefer Nutella!
Bob Coulter’s Crazy Babes are indeed pretty crazy but this new installment featuring “Miss Kurage”, a MILF with a shaved head, a smoking fetish and probably all kinds of other sexy nuttiness, getting dressed up in a blonde wig, then stripping down to her fishnets and bald head and playing with dildos is pretty weird - and strangely arousing.
I’m not easily shocked, but the photography of R. C. Horsch actually give me the willies. His subject matter ranges from glam/babe stuff to some really disturbing imagery. If you thought Larry Clark’s Tulsa was disturbing, or if you found it erotic, whichever, take a look at Horsch’s (or Hoersch’s - no umlauts in my keyboard) work.
The scariest pics on the site are the ones of crack whores and heroin addicts. Personally I think drugs are disgusting and heroin is the worst one. It is also one of the most un-erotic drugs you can possibly get your hands on because you spend most of your time vomiting, sleeping and copping; it kills your sex drive and you can literally go for years without fucking if you don’t die first. So with these photos, do you find them arousing or repulsive? I am sure some folks would say arousing.
I think that objectively, Clark is most likely a better photographer. What’s interesting in the comparison is that while Clark puts superficial claims of being a cultural anthropologist or whatever, we know he enjoys shooting and looking at teen smut much like Pasolini probably actually enjoyed the coprophilia scenes in Salo but decided to call it a metaphor for Fascist Italy. Horsch is a little more complicated. He doesn’t reveal himself too much but he also makes no pretense to distance himself from finding this disturbing imagery erotic. Anyway, you check it out. If you’re brave.