“Mr. Bucket”: Teabagging & Inadvertant Innudendos in Advertising. Some Copywriter Must Have Been Channeling Last Night’s Experience at the Stonewall

For those of you unfamiliar with “teabagging”, this involves the sexual practice of act of a man placing his testicles, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth or face of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion. Which of course resembles dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of tea. Teabagging was made popular in the John Waters film “Pecker” but it was also inadvertantly advertised through the Milton Bradley product “Mr. Bucket”, a children’s game feauturing a character named Mr. Bucket who “eats balls” until they pop out of his mouth.

The jingle for Mr. Bucket has become infamous in some circles for its unintentionally innuendous lyrics, coupled to a relatively cheerful tune as well as the arguably poor choice of words used by the announcer (which may be mistaken for teabagging), which may have been a factor in the toy’s discontinuation. The jingle however, has became a cult favorite among fans of the advertisement due to its innuendous lyrics. This may have caused the re-release.[citation needed]

That’s right, I’m Mr. Bucket!
I’m Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top
I’m Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!

Announcer: The game’s Mr. Bucket! The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out, ’cause the balls will pop out of his mouth!

I’m Mr. Bucket, balls pop into my mouth
I’m Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I’m about
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!

Kid: I win, I win!

Buckets of fun!

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Bisexual MMF Threesome Porn From Bimaxx is For the Bi Curious or the Bi Serious or Just Open Minded, Like De Niro and Depardieu

The “MMF” threesome of two guys and one girl is of course a staple of porn and probably always has been. Hell, even Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu got into some of that MMF threesome action in the Bertolucci movie “1900″ as seen below (Courtesy of Eros Blog).

Of course the general rule is, there is no guy on guy contact. None. As if the minute the penises touch, a thunderbolt will come from the sky and strike the offenders permanently gay. Which of course is not the case. And while one of the major appeals in threeway sex scenes with one guy and two girls (FFM or MMF) is getting the two girls dyke out, male bisexuality is verboten. Furthermore, I seem to recall that at one time in the seventies, it was considered kind of sexy, you know David Bowie and all - and I think plenty of women are turned on by gay porn or the idea of two guys having sex. Unfortunately though, while “lesbian porn” is practically considered “straight” which semantically doesn’t make sense, male bisexual porn is considered gay. Not only that, it’s hard to find but also when it’s found is usually pretty bad. Not anymore. Enter Bimaxx, which features very, very good looking people all having sex wit one another regardless of gender.

The emphasis is on the ubiquitous MMF threesome but there are also foursomes (MMFF) and some rather extreme and very decadent orgy scenes. Bi curious or just open minded? Take the tour.

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Bert and Ernie Gay Sex Evidence - Including Fisting With a Vat of Crisco

Well before “Evil” Bert started his worldwide terror campaign, appearing on posters next to Osama bin Laden as seen in the actual Reuters photo below (look at the right side of the poster just above bin Laden’s left shoulder), everyone suspected that Bert and Ernie were gay, and not just because they were two single guys living together but the dynamics of their relationship when seen now objectively and as a grownup, were more like two gay men living together.

Now we have further proof of their homosexuality, which also includes some heavy duty fisting. I believe there was even an urban legend floating around that the producers of the show were going to “out” the two muppets and have Ernie die from AIDS complications and thus turn it into a PSA of sorts, which of course is absurd since the show’s audience is a bit young to worry about STDs. Nonetheless, thanks to Sex and Blogs for posting about this hilarious fisting series, with reach-around of course. Bert isn’t THAT mean not to give Ernie one. Click on the pic for the full set.

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The Most Shocking Photo You’ll See in LA? I’m Not Shocked, it’s Just Buck Angel, the Man With the Pussy!

Laist.com wrote just a few days ago (too bad I missed it), about a recent art opening in Hollywood, which featured “the most shocking photo… yadda yadda…” No it’s not GG Allin come to life (although considering GG’s miniscule penis, this man with a pussy sure could be a dead ringer, so to speak). It’s just Buck Angel, “the man with the pussy”, and popular Female-to-Male (FTM) transsexual porn star. Different strokes I suppose, but few things shock me, although I’ll admit that when I first saw a photo of Buck, years ago, I almost had a heart attack because in my ignorance and surprise, I thought this was actually a GUY who lopped off his penis. Silly me.

Buck has been keeping busy lately, and good for him/her, recently completing another epic motion picture, Buckback Mountain!

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Cock Ring Toss and Other Insane Adult Games at the Real Amateur College Orgy Site: Dare Ring!

Perhaps in Spencer’s Gifts at the local mall or in the bachelorette section of your local sex shop, you’ve come across the rather silly ring toss game involving an inflatable penis. Not that funny, methinks.

Or perhaps in same sex shop you may have seen the rather bizarre “anal ring toss“, which judging from the cover photo is geared towards a gay clientele. This may be a little more interesting.

But getting back to the penis one, ever try ring toss with a real live penis? Pretty funny concept for porn and just one of the new zany games they have at the amateur truth or dare orgy site Dare Ring. Click here and scroll to the bottom of the page to see what I mean about the cock ring toss, as well as blowjob roulette and the naked pie eating contest. Or check out this snippet of the truth or dare players in action.

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French Porn Star Titof: “Straight for Pay”?

You learn something new every day. I say that all the time but it’s true. In all the time I’ve been admiring as well as praising the merits of Explicite, today I learned that one of the tatooed guys running rampant through said site, fucking beautiful French girls and ejaculating on their faces is actually… gay? Well granted, he does mostly fuck the girls in the derriere. Well doing anal in heterosexual coitus doesn’t make you gay, does it? So this in fact may be one example of the “straight for pay” phenomenon. What’s “straight for pay” you say? Well it’s a variation on “gay for pay”, neither one of which makes complete sense to me. OK people will do anything for a buck I suppose, but anyway, Monsieur Titof, with over 800 films to his name is now branching out into full blown gay porn. All you curious folks, can check out Titof’s website and read about his rather insane looking new gay feature. Or check out where I read about this decadent gent here. Gay? Bi? What’s up with this guy?

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Korean Loveland on Cheju Island

While this appeared on several blogs in the past year and had an interesting Spiegel article about it, one of the things that’s odd and perplexing about Cheju or Jeju Island’s “Loveland” park is not only that “those repressed Korean people” are walking around fully clothed and giggling at the sights. It’s also about the prominent, reappearing scultpure of a hefty BBW about to sit or otherwise inflict injury on a rather thin man. Is being smothered/dominated by a big’ ol’ mama a Korean fetish?

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