Nina A and Sandra F in Eromania by Helios from MetArt

Nina A, on the left is of course a stunner but it’s Sandra F with her pale skin and full, pouty lips that has me particularly excited in this “Eromania” set from Met Art by Lucas Helios.

Now for the nerdy tidbit: This time the name of the set, eromania makes some sense though I’m not sure it’s a real word. Erotomania, which is a real word, is sometimes erroneously used to describe a preoccupation with sex in general although clinically, it is “a rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that another person, usually of a higher social status, is in love with him or her.”

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Nice View! Julia S. in Kreuzberge from Femjoy by Stefan Soell

Sometimes the photography in Femjoy is so spectacular that I’m torn between two forms of natural wonders - the scenery or the naked girl in the photo like this set in the Kreuzberge with a model named Julia S.

Now I don’t know if the photographer Stefan Soell had this in the back of his mind when doing these shots but being the artfag nerd that I am, I immediately thought of Caspar David Friedrich’s painting called something like “Traveler in a Sea of Fog.” How nerdy is that? Talk about nerd porn!

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Ashley in Watercolors

Ashley from Femjoy, again. This time in an outdoor setting in front of a pastelly sunset. Sometimes I get a little hung up on one model or another and luckily Femjoy keeps doing more and more shoots with this gorgeous gal that I’ve become mildly fixated on.

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Happy Sexy Halloween With Amandine the Naked Witch From Hegre

Happy sexy, erotic Halloween everyone. Click below on sexy Amandine from Hegre to send someone a naughty e-card.

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Close Up Pussy Photography by Michael Helms Could Use a Vial of Vulva Original Pussy Fragrance for the Ultimate Sense-sation

Michael Helms of MLH Photo shoots some outstanding nude, glamour, fashion and fetish photography, and while I remember Hegre doing something like this a couple of years ago, it’s Michael’s gallery of up close pussy photos that I found particularly exciting. Truly they show the love of the vulva as in this one… apart from the delightful visual you can almost smell and taste it….

Now all you need is a vial of “Vulva Original” - the “natural, identical vaginal aroma” - an actual fragrance that is supposed to smell like pussy! Then we’d have complete bliss of the senses. How about a scratch and sniff computer monitor, when you’re done putzing around with the iphone, Mr. Jobs?

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Naked Girl in the Swimming Bath

At first I thought, “what on earth is a swimming bath”? Is it some kind of bath specifically designed for swimming? Huh? Then I learned that a swimming bath is an English expression for a swimming pool. And I also learned that I need to stop paying attention to semantics and pay more attention to the naked girl in said swimming pool. Spa. Bath. Whatever you call it.

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Ruslana by Uranov in “Titanias”

I have absolutely zero understanding of the names of these sets from MET like “Titanias” nor do I know who the photographer Uranov is. But this girl Ruslana is certainly very enticing, with an “outy” or “outie” pussy and the perfect accoutrements to accentute her body. Delicious. Kind of looks like someone familiar but I’m not sure who. Sue Lyon maybe?

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The Waist Curve, Le Violon d’Ingres by Man Ray, and Konstansija by Vlad Egorov

I’ve always been a big Man Ray fan and of course, his famous “Violon d’Ingres” with the woman’s back with the cello holes on her back is a classic which is sexy and witty and erotic. What is that curve called? The one where the rib cage ends, and then the waist begins, and then the ass starts? We’ll call it the “waist curve”…

Now while this model’s ass is terrific (I forget who was modeling for Ray for this), sometimes when the woman’s shoulders are even a bit wider and therefore the waist to butt to torso aspect ratio is even more pronounced that makes me even more excited! In this set from Met by Vlad Egorov with a model named Konstansija you can see the perfect example of what I mean.

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Anya From MPL

I may be losing my mind. Instead of paying attention to this delightful naked Russian teen model, I spent a good few minutes trying to figure out if that’s the city of Sochi in the background. I’ve never been to the Black Sea so I really can’t tell, but if it IS, we do know that Sochi is actually Vladimir Putin’s favourite vacation spot. In which case, she may be flashing the President the way Furry Girl did in front of the White House!

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Naked Ballerina Porn (or “Erotica” Really) in Ulia C by Anastasia Sofronova From MET

What’s inside the tutu? Who wants to know? Everyone. Thing is, ballet dancers usually look better far away than up close. What’s the solution? Check out some naked ballerinas on Met - like this Ulia C. Stylized for sure, but when the reality is fraught with major dangers like some serious BO, the stylization actually kicks ass. Oh and I know stockings and lingerie have been going out of fashion in the porn world lately, and I’m all in favour of utter nakedness but I still love glam and particularly the way a woman’s ass looks like accentuated by the right pair of stockings, garters and what not… (Not to dive into the gutter but a behind the butt strap-on also accentuates a woman’s ass in the most magical of ways!)

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Boobie Babes From Femjoy

Femjoy has been showcasing a lot of boobie babes, be it full figured girls or slender ones but with big tits. Ashley in this set called “After Dinner” actually makes wish to suggest that we skip dinner altogether…

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Gina, Happy Outside, From Watch 4 Beauty… Ah, That’s More Like it…

Wow, I feel dirty even WRITING that previous post, so let’s relax with Gina from Watch 4 Beauty, naked outside and happy. There are a couple of pics from this set that shows this beautiful blonde just offering herself up for the camera and offering herself up to you. Lovely.

The VIDEO preview is here…

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Natalie From Morey Studios: Amazing Breasts, Amazing Erotic Photography That Turns Me Into The Tit Man of Ohio

This girl is stunning. Her boobs are mind blowing and the natural bush looks awesome! From Morey Studios. In fact…

The more I look at these photos the more I am in danger of becoming like “JIM”, the deranged big tit man of Ohio!

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Lilya From MPL in “Cabin Heat”

Here’s Lilya from MPL in another throwback to a mystical past that may or may not have existed: an idyllic scene of a typical Russian peasant household, a clean log cabin, a burning hearth and a naked blonde sticking her beautiful ass in your face. There’s probably a samovar in there somewhere off camera.

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Seven Naked Girls in One Bed by Craig Morey

From a series called “The Chateau” by Craig Morey & Morey Studios, we proudly introduce seven outstanding naked ass girls in one bed! Sometimes this kind of stuff is almost impossible to believe it’s actually happening, even if they are *ahem* modeling.

Sometimes one of the things that comes to mind in these - admittedly rare - and arousing as hell - pics of a lot of naked women is the inside cover of Hendrix’s Electric Ladyland, except we can probably be fairly sure Jimi was going a little crazy from all the booze and drugs to pick a chick with a black eye to be in the forefront.

I’ve gotten some requests for naked hippie chicks lately so hopefully tomorrow I’ll have the gumption to post from my thorough naked research the best naked hippie chicks I have found so far.

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Monik by Leocont in “University”, Which I Guess Means Naked Butt in the Laundry Room

I guess the “University” e.g. college part of this fabulous shoot refers to this sweet brunette teen doing laundry in the dorms, but for me the major appeal is imagining smelling her dairy air! Derrierelicious! I guess the ass kick is still continuing this week and in spades and why not? Women’s butts are very important.

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Nice Pussy, Scary Pussy… Merkley??? (The Man With the Three Questions Marks) is an Amazing Artist and Photographer

I just accidentally came by the work of an absolutely brilliant photographer and painter named Merkley??? - no that’s not a question, that’s how he signs his name. His work certainly has quite a bit in common with David LaChapelle but I think this stuff is way better. He is also a very talented painter of what I’d call lowbrow art, the type that is featured in places like Juxtapoz, and a very witty and funny guy as evidence on his blog. Check him out at his site Threequestionmarks.

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Steff A - Bad Girl - by Michael White From MET

The paper on the floor says “bad girl”, otherwise I’m sure Steff A. is a rather good girl, and I’m kind of intrigued by both her pussy and her nose…

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Laura from Femjoy, Big Boobed, Big Butt Brunette by Peter Vlcek

Ever the ass man, especially as of late, I was overjoyed to see this big butt babe named Laura from Femjoy frolicking around outside in the butt, I mean, err…buff. Shot by masterful Slovak erotic photographer Peter Vlcek.

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Nurse Fetish Update, This Time by Ron Harris in Erica from Sweet 18

This Ron Harris set drives me wild. I don’t know what it is but everything is perfect, from the nurse’s dress, to the Dior shades, to the bald pussy perfection, and the glass dildo masturbation. Oh yeah, the photography’s pretty nice & swell too but what’s photography without the girl?

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