“Love Me, Love My Doll” aka “Guys and Dolls” BBC Documentary About the Men Who Love RealDolls and Live With Them

For some reason it comes up as “Guys and Dolls” on the internet but the original title of this BBC Documentary about RealDoll owners who fall in love with their very expensive masturbation devices is “Love Me, Love My Doll.” Ever wondered what RealDoll owners are really like? Now you can find out, because it looks like someone Tivo’d the flick and put it up online. The guys include some oddball Goth looking Black or Indian dude who lives with his RealDoll and with his parents (!), a very pathetic English guy who takes his doll with him when he goes hang-gliding (there’s actually nothing wrong with him but he seems to have both impossibly high standards for the type of women he wants to date as well as an incredibly defeatist attitude), a scary redneck from Virginia who’s really into guns, and a guy who tries to share his collection of 10 (TEN!) RealDolls with his girlfriend.

After reading about this on Sex and Blogs, I couldn’t stop watching it. It is literally like watching a car accident or train wreck. Not only is it a stellar documentary but the subject matter is at once so weird, so sad, so funny and so horrifying, I haven’t seen anything like this in a long time. Must be seen to be believed, really. The video is 45 mins long but I guarantee you will be glued to it.

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“Kiss Me Quick!” Hilarious Early Sexploitation Flick

To be frank, I really am speechless after watching this vid of a trailer for an early sexploitation movie from the 1960s. Everything about it is perfect in it’s insanity and inanity; from the soundtrack to the monsters to the dancing girls to the nerds from outer space, the whole thing is like an unholy bastard child of Ed Wood and Russ Meyer if they got gay-married. For all your sexploitation goofballs, enjoy.

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Vagina Dentata in Film and Art, Not Just in “Teeth”

You may have heard about the upcoming film “Teeth” which is about a woman with a real life vagina dentata, which for those of you ignorant of Dr. Freud and co., is a toothed vagina and a horrible, horrible concept based on castration anxiety. The film actually looks pretty funny but does produce instant shrinkage just from watching the trailer. Now it looks like we have an entire website dedicated to the vagina dentata, and which also lists a number of other films where the scary pussy with teeth makes an appearance. Ouch! (Some of the art is pretty funny though, like these toothy pussies).

If you have the courage, check out the trailer. NOT for the faint of heart.

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The Kitchen Blowjob from Sell Your Sex Tape’s Climactic Facial Finale!

As I wrote about Sell Your Sex Tape this is an awesome amateur porn site brought to you by the good folks who gave us Dare Ring, where amateur exhibitionist couples document their sex lives for a week - all for your viewing pleasure. This is real amateur porn and it’s super hot. Here is just one of the many sizzling scenes on this amateur site, (you get at least seven hours of being a voyeur to real couples sex), so get your voyeur fix now! I like porn in all kinds of niches and varieties, from amateur to glam and everything in between but there is something pretty amazing about this site. It’s as if the couples invite you right into their bedroom! Or in this case, kitchen for an amateur cum facial.

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Tango Danza Prohibida New Playboy TV Show For Latin America With A Lesbian Twist, but the True History of the Tango is More Gender Bending Actually

Tango Danza Prohibida is a new show for Playboy TV Latin America featuring some pretty swell Art Direction, Music and Cinematography. It appears to be airing only in Argentina and Mexico from their website which also has a fine looking trailer. I often struggle with Spanish, particularly Argentine Spanish, and got a little bored trying to figure out the storyline, maybe another look later on, but what I found curious was that it seems to feature a heavy lesbian twist.

Which is all fine and dandy, but apart from Argentines and Uruguayans (same nation, really) who invented the tango few know it’s origins so I’d like to point it out. Despite it’s super sexy and macho, dominant moves on the part of the man, you may be surprised to learn that the tango was originally danced by two men. Yup. The story goes that the tango got it’s origins in the brothels of Buenos Aires where men who were waiting for the next available girl would pass the time by dancing in pairs in a machismo display of outdoing each other’s steps while hanging out in the waiting room of the “quilombo” or whorehouse.

Only later as it became popular in Europe and become more acceptable rather than associated with sleaze i.e. the kilombo or quilombo, did it evolve towards, still a sexy dance, but one that is very heterosexual as opposed to say, maybe, just maybe, bi-curious? Anyway, for more Argentine lesbians, I highly, highly recommend Argenteens!

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Young Swingers Foursome Group Sex (MMFF) from Elise, “The Sperm Lover”

Is it just my imagination or is there somewhat a lack of porn which shows two couples having sex together and when it does it often goes into the “swinger” category which all too often shows older folks who well, to put it plainly, aren’t very attractive. Maybe this category was more popular some time ago? Not sure. Anyway, since I seek out only the best, take a peek at this blonde teen named “Elise” who calls herself rather appropriately the “Sperm Lover” and the site will quickly convince you that she does indeed love cum in her mouth and on her face. Here she is though, in a MMFF group sex foursome with another lovely young lady: two girls and two guys is always exciting to see in my book.

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Petra Nemcova and Her Naked Boobs, Plus Jewish Porn and Assraelis

Petra Nemcova goes topless and bares her boobs in this set from a few months ago. I usually don’t care for celebrities or “supermodels” too much but I do like this set of Petra and her tits naked, and since it’s Yom Kippur, here’s a holiday present for our Jewish readers.

Frankly I like the Jewish theme, though a gentile myself, because there should be a bit more “Jewish Porn” out there. I know they’re working on it over in Israel, in between all the bombing and fighting, as evidenced earlier in the year with the release of “Assraelis” which got into hot water with some local Rabbis for posting a “Kosher” symbol on the box, as in 100% Kosher Jewish porn.

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Arab Porn? Maybe. Here’s Middle Eastern Looking Teen Judy in Hardcore Videos With Anal, Blowjob and Facial

I’m always disappointed when I see a site or link that promises “Middle Eastern porn” when in fact it’s Latin girls. Nothing against saucy Latina chicks but call a spade a spade - if I want naked Arab girls, give me naked Arab girls. So many thanks to multi-ethnic France for producing some some cute porno chicks who look of Mid Eastern or Arab North African extraction like Judy from Explicite in this hardcore anal sex, blowjob and cum facial set in the garden.

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Redhead With Great Ass, Maree the Naked Musician and Naked Stoner Hippie Chick Sativa Verte in Action: Richard Kern’s New York Girls Rock!

I’m on a bit of Richard Kern kick this week. Why? Because I like to make passes at girls with great asses and I think Dick, I mean, Richard, is a man after my own heart, as I said. What really started it was the naked viola player, Maree, who used to go by Marie. Why the change of spelling I’m not sure but her masturbation videos and public exhibitionism knocked my socks off. Even the vid of her playing the double bass naked, which at first I thought was a little odd, turned out to be absolutely smashing, especially as Richard zooms around to her mouth watering butt. This chick seems completely uninhibited and has no problem with stripping down and jerking off for the camera. I might be in love.

Whoah. I gotta take a breather from Marie/Maree. Next one that caught my eye while surfing through New Nude City was this luscious redhead, also with an awesome derriere, but with the added bonus of being a redhead and having plenty of freckles (big turnon, natch), a pierced nipple and a fiery bush. I’m torn. OK, I’m not torn. I can “virtually” have them both, though I really am going nuts over Marie/Maree. Although this chick named Donnie is outstanding also.

Last but not least there’s the alt-porn / sometime fetish model, and self proclaimed stoner chick named Sativa Verte (sativa I learned is a type of weed, not being a big smoker myself). Here you can see Sativa modeling for Kern, and as you can tell she has pretty much no qualms about stripping, posing… but what I found out through a little internet sleuthing is that Sativa also has done the occasional hardcore porno shoot, including the occasional boy/girl scene. More on this later, in the meantime enjoy tis video of her getting naked for Kern - his girls are awesome!

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Young Lesbian Tribadism From Ariel Rebel

Let’s pay a visit to our friend, the slightly punky, slightly goth, and very spunky teen porno chick Ariel Rebel who can be seen here indulging in some lesbain tribadism with a girlfriend. What’s tribadism, you ask? Surely you know, don’t you? OK, very well. “Tribadism involves rubbing your genitals against another person’s genitals or other body part. Many lesbians enjoy tribadism because they can involve their whole bodies. Also called “humping”, tribadism can involve straddling a partner’s leg, pubic bone or any other body part.” In other words it’s bumping pussies and it’s pretty damn hot.

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Los Angeles Erotica Film Festival 2007 With Joanna Angel, Punk Porn Princess

Those of you in the southland should head on over to the LA Erotica Film Festival, coming up this weekend. This promises to be a rockin’ good time filled with plenty of porn, erotica and general weirdness, including the premiere of a rather interesting looking documentary about the “cinema of transgression” from the New York no-wave film and music scene of the 1980s called LLIK Your Idols, about dudes like Richard Kern and Nick Zedd. And with Joanna Angel as the official spokesperson for the fest, it promises to rock as hard as Joanna herself!

Here’s a link to some of Joanna’s previous work featuring anal and facial, which makes me love Joanna even more. And yes, I find her ass to be a delight as well.

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Hipster Sex: Mutual Masturbation and Some CFNM Action Leads to Deep Throat BJ

This video is super hot. A hispter, emo looking guy named “Dane Cross”seen below,

is hanging out sipping Starbucks with his brunette friend named “Marina May” in what looks like a typical back patio in Silverlake or Echo Park. “It’s hot” she says “I want you to take off your clothes” then adding “…and masturbate for me!”

Pretty soon the mutual masturbation session turns into some serious pussy licking ending up with a fantastic deep throat blowjob. Marina May should change her name to Marina Will!

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Women Only Lesbian Mile High Club In a New Promo Ad From Silverjet

Sex in advertising has always worked. It’s only fairly recently that they’re tapping into gay, lesbian and bisexual themes. I say all the power to them. Airlines are losing money, aren’t they? Or so we’ve been hearing for years. Them and everyone else. I know I’m losing money buying porn but I keep doing it. Anyway, Spirit Airlines is jumping on the bandwagon with this somewhat witty if predictable if you’ve read the title of this post, spot about the “mile high club” and how they offer women’s only loos. I suppose I can see the appeal (not just in the concept of the mile high club which I have yet to join). During moments of turbulence I have been known to piss on the floor, the seat and everywhere else while holding on for dear life. Although I always, “as a courtesy to the next passenger”, “wipe down the basin and dispose of all trash.”

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Kitchen Blowjob From Amateur Allure

Since this one takes place in the kitchen I have to give it a thumbs up. Also, since this very fine site often features girls giving blowjobs and getting facials while fully dressed, all you CFNM aficionados (is that almost an alliteration?) are sure to enjoy it!

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New French AIDS PSA by Wilfrid Brimo

I have see two awesome animated short films by the hugely talented animation director Wilfrid Brimo of the French commercal/TV shingle Wanda - a straight one and a gay one which were both fantastically directed and executed, although I found them a bit ‘bittersweet’. Now comes his most zany one yet. Zany because the main character in this one is pretty much a pervert who likes anything, including bisexuality, s&m, orgies, bondage and even octopus sex. Just like me! Enjoy!

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First Time on a Nude Beach and a Discussion About the Differences between Nude and Naked and Porn vs Erotica

What is nude and what is naked? What is erotica and what is pornorgaphy? I will preface this debate with one of my favorite personal stories. I remember on one of my first times on a nude beach with a (male) friend, we lucked out big time. Stepping over from the clothed to the unclothed section we immediately came across two beautiful young girls, hanging out completely in the buff, laughing, eating potato chips and whatever. Of course we were eager to go talk to them, but as the first time in such an environment with our dicks hanging out, we were unsure as to what to do. The girls seemed to be more comfortable and experienced being naked in public whereas I, at the slightest hint of an erection, would run straight into the freezing waters of the North Atlantic to try and stave off my erection for politeness’ sake.

It gets better.

It took us a while but we noticed something odd. The girls were “signing” to each other. In other words, they were deaf. I could not resist cracking a joke to my friend: “How do you say ‘I like you’ in sign language” and pointed to my dick which was about to get hard again.

It gets even better.

As we tried to muster up the courage to talk to the girls, we noticed they moved their spot for some reason - trying to find the right tanning sport or getting away from people perhaps - so we discreetly moved closer to them again. Then they moved again, and we followed, but still couldn’t find the courage to talk to them. We did this a few times until we decided to give up in despair and go home.

And then I realized that in all our moving around from our original spot I lost my swimming shorts. I thought I would have to drive back to New York in a towel. After thirty minutes of backtracking our steps, I finally found my Ralph Lauren swimming trunks buried deep in the sand probably a few hundred feet away from where we ended up.

Why the lengthy prologue? Well the other day I was reminscing about this story with my nudist friend who was there , and waxing fondly over those naked girls and my friend said an interesting thing “those girls weren’t NUDE, they were NAKED!” - meaning, in a good way. I will come back to this topic again in the future, but I would hasten to say that the girls (and guys) in DareRing are NAKED, not nude. And I also have to say that I like both naked and nude. As I said, we can continue more of this discussion because it is a bit of a subjective issue. By the way, these girls are NAKED:

Finally, related to this and the whole point of the post is that I read an interesting article by Christine Borden from the Daily Californian, who talks about the difference between “erotica” and “porn”. There is much more to talk about on this subject but she hits the nail on the head pretty well when she writes that:

“Porn is more than what we’d like to admit. It’s anything that may cause sexual arousal—not just DVDs stashed away in a seedy, curtained corner of the video store. I understand, though, that such a wide definition is troublesome. We assume that explicit, blatant sex and nudity is pornographic, but what of a “tasteful” nude? Even a shoe could be pornographic, especially if it’s a black stiletto currently being licked by a foot fetishizer.”

Read more of the article here…

BTW, these girls are not only naked, but very horny and eager to sexperiment in some pretty wild party games with pussy licking and dick sucking action! Click on the pic for a preview!

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Reon Kadena, Sexy Japanese Model Video

Reon Kadena (かでなれおん, Kadena Reon^?) (born February 19, 1986), also known as Kadena Leon or Minamo Kusano, is a Japanese model and actress. Kadena is a female Japanese idol whose photobooks and films largely feature her in revealing costumes.

And this video of Reon is awesome!

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My Fantasy Threesome with Ivana Fuckalot and her Boyfriend

From most of what I’ve seen, Ivana Fuckalot seems to have sex with her boyfriend only, with a little lesbian action thrown in. And I have a fantasy about a threesome with Ivana Fuckalot and her boyfriend. While I’m not particularly keen on skinny, flat chested chicks I have to make an exception in Ivana’s case. I’ll even up the ante and reveal some bi-curious tendencies to say that I think her boyfriend is rather sexy, and part of the appeal is watching the two of them get it on, while thinking what I would do in a situation if I was with the pair.

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Interview with Faith Leon, Porn Star

I only recently found out this porn model’s name: Faith Leon. I’m not sure if it was one particular thing that I found exciting about her, certainly her dark hair and pale skin, her fuller figure, and also a great combination of innocent and nasty. At 5′11 she also one of the tallest women in porn. She comes from a small town in North Carolina and has done hundreds of scenes in the past couple of years.

Here’s a rather interesting interview with her taken by Luke Ford. Unfortunately, or fortunately, it leaves probably raises more questions than it gives answers as to try and understand what goes on in the mind of a porno chick, her reasons for getting into the biz, family life, and other terrific insights. As an example: “She finds many porn fans creepy and when her husband gets recognized in public, she doesn’t like it. “Eww, that means they masturbate to our movies.” Really, Faith? Ya think so?

Here’s a snippet of Faith’s work.

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Let’s Come Together! “Film Lovers Will Love This” - the New EU Cinema Campaign is Branded “Soft Porn”

Newsworthy tough a bit odd. The European Union has launched its own channel on YouTube, its most popular clip showing a collection of sex scenes from various recent European films. The BBC writes “Supporters say it celebrates European cinema, but other term it soft porn”. Does this raise another discussion about art vs. porn? I’m on the fence about this campaign. I don’t think anyone has ever accused European cinema of being stodgy or prudish. But it’s a well made clip, and the debate is somewhat curious. Here’s the link to the BBC article and the full clip is right here:

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