The Kitchen Blowjob from Sell Your Sex Tape’s Climactic Facial Finale!

As I wrote about Sell Your Sex Tape this is an awesome amateur porn site brought to you by the good folks who gave us Dare Ring, where amateur exhibitionist couples document their sex lives for a week - all for your viewing pleasure. This is real amateur porn and it’s super hot. Here is just one of the many sizzling scenes on this amateur site, (you get at least seven hours of being a voyeur to real couples sex), so get your voyeur fix now! I like porn in all kinds of niches and varieties, from amateur to glam and everything in between but there is something pretty amazing about this site. It’s as if the couples invite you right into their bedroom! Or in this case, kitchen for an amateur cum facial.

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Incredible Real Amateur Porn to Bring in the New Year With Sell Your Sex Tape: The Most Real Amateur Porn Ever!

Posting has been slow and apologies all around but the New Year has brought an incredible porn present for amateur porn lovers. Much of what is touted as real amateur content is pro-am, as we know, meaning, they are are actual porn models pretending to be amateurs. Some of this stuff is pretty good, but nothing is as intense as actually being a fly on the wall watching people have sex. It’s great for the performers if you’re an exhibitionist, and it’s a godsend for voyeurs, that is, porn lovers like you and me. Now, from the porn geniuses who brought you the incredible Dare Ring, comes Sell Your Sex Tape. This is the real deal. Real amateur exhibitionist couples are offered $2,000 to film their sex life for a week, and it ends up on this this absolutely sizzling site that has some of the most erotic content I have ever seen. The future of porn might be that the director is eliminated altogether. And this amazing sloppy wet blowjob is testament to the power of a first person real porn tape. You can feel the sex, the excitement, the eroticism, the aprehension, the intimacy…. I will write more about this site in case you don’t get my drif, but how can you not? Amazing stuff. Take a look at the other preview vids, after checking out this hot couple.

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It’s Friday, So Check Out Jacki Giving the Weekly Update for Abby Winters, the Australian Amateur Porn Paradise!

This week’s host for the Abby Winters is Jacki, who proves to me once again why this is such an amazing amateur site. Jamie Lee and Melita, Courtney K and Sahara, Jacki and Selina, the Backstage shoots, Mamma Mia! I love all the Abby Winters girls, it’s so hard to choose. Sue-Ann is also fantastic with the butt plug masturbation session. It really feels like I’ve died and went to heaven… a mystical, mythical faraway land called Australia beckons me with horny, happy girls having sex with each other and solo, all the time! And never any of the troubles or issues that may, and do, occur in regards to sex in real life. Viva porn and viva Abby! [Give the vid a minute or two to load, trust me your mind will be blown].

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Did American Apparel Finally Go Too Far With Their Porn Style Ads? Who Cares, Go Look at Ava and Gillian From Abby Winters Instead

So… did uber-pervert Dov Charney finally go too far with his racy ads that look like seventies porn? He he… Oh, btw, don’t forget it’s Friday which means time for the Abby Winters update video, this time brought to you by the amazing Violet, and features plenty of lesbian sex, double masturbation (Violet and Melita), a threesome with Theresa, Katy and Greta, Em and Gillian, and Violet with Chloe B., and that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Whoah… I really love that site and got a little carried away!

Anyway, I personally LOVE the whole seventies porn / tube socks / roller girl / rec room aesthetic that Dov pushes in his ads. Sure they’re smutty and dirty, but I like ‘em. Now, which of these ads are real and which ones are bogus?

Real?

Real?

Let me know what you all guess. And after that, since you won’t see the American Apparel girls nude any time soon, check out the Abby Winters girls like this duo - one of my favs - Ava and Gillian!

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Marigold and Chloe B from Abby Winters Bring You This Week’s Newsletter

I love both Chloe B and Marigold because as mentioned before, I’m a huge fan of variety. These two all natural girls from Australia, one - Marigold - a slender brunette with a beautiful hairy pussy, Chloe being the other one - a big breasted dirty blonde or redhead with huge natural tits and a pussy that’s shaved. These horny girls literally can’t keep their hands and mouths off each other as they introduce the other girls in hot as hell masturbation and lesbian licking videos. If you have never signed up for Abby Winters before, you are missing out on incredible stuff, and I say that as porn expert par excellence. This is Marigold, the brunette with a hairy bush.

And this is Chloe B, the shaved busty redhead:

Now watch them mouth on pussy and pussy on mouth and then check out the rest of Abby Winters girls!

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Russian Girls Gone Wild at Hungry Duck Club: Ladies Night Party at the Famous Utterly Decadent Night Club in Moscow

Russians have always gone wild periodically but mostly not in a good way. Now thanks to shaking off 75 years of social repression, like the Czechs they’re going wild in a sexual frenzy. The Hungry Duck and its girls “going wild” is an example of the reckless sexual abandon with which they free-falled into after the USSR’s collapse. A night club started by a Canadian expat in Moscow with some shady business partners most of whom ended up dead, the Duck was a notorious establishment which was immensely popular for the girls to go wild at during Ladies’ Night. This is an exclusive video taken at one of these “Ladies Nights.”

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The history and scandals, as well as the legal troubles and debaucheries that occurred during these nights at the Hungry Duck are way too long to list in one post. The Hungry Duck was eventually denounced in the Russian Parliament (Duma), shut down by the government, then reopened again but in a tamer form. The full account of the Duck’s history by the original owner is too insane to believe but it’s all true. The club would hire actual strippers to egg the real amateur girls on, plus ply them with plenty of booze while a crowd of horny guys had to wait outside until they were allowed to come in, and then it was borderline orgy time. “In the end, the Russian government became too embarrassed by the uninhibited antics of the Hungry Duck (one official allegedly saw a group of young Russian women fellating a Nigerian stripper while the Russian national anthem was playing) and it was closed down after a succession of punitive raids by the authorities.”

This balls out sexual decadence is, however, still going on in Prague thanks to the guys from Drunk Sex Orgy and Party Hardcore. Those parties are all real and pretty damn insane, if you ask me. And if you think I’m exaggerating or making this up, just google the Hungry Duck or even check out the review of it from the Moscow city guide from that most respectable of publications, The Economist, which describes it as follows: “Once famous for allowing young women to drink themselves silly for free, and then letting in the men, the Duck was closed down after a visiting bunch of Russian officials saw a Nigerian stripper miming something unprintable to the tune of the national anthem. The club featured spontaneous topless dancing on the bar, plus decadence, vomit and misery. It has now reopened, and is apparently less ghastly. Whether that is a good thing is up to you.”

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The Occupational Hazards of Shooting Porn or Naked People

Think you got what it takes to shoot porn? Think again. Or at least don’t wear Speedos. It’s just a stupid photoshop job but I got a chuckle out of it, particularly from the fat guy in the back.

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Sixteen Naked Japanese Girls Blowing Horns, Sucking on Organs and Cracking Nuts in the Japanese Naked Orchestra

I counted sixteen naked Japanese girls in this naked orchestra from Japan. They butcher Tchaikovski’s Nutcracker and like Liberace, they may be great on the piano but they suck on the organ but what the hell, they’re cute. You can always turn the sound down or off and just watch them blow. On a related note, my favourite naked musician is here.

Naked Orchestra - The most amazing bloopers are here

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Porno Marketing!

Porno marketing? Yes, but not marketing your own porn site. We’re talking about using porn to market well known brands using product placement. Of course quasi porn is used to market all kinds of things on a daily basis, but this hilarious site called, Porno Marketing, what else, calls itself the first product placement website for the sex amateur community and invites exhibitionists to send in photos of themselves, naked, or flashing, in front of well known brands such as Starbucks for example:

Which I liked. But there are a few more grotesque ones such as Pepsi:

After that, they post the photos on exhibitionist sites throughout the web in exchange for their agency fees from the company they are promoting. Sounds clever, right? This is of course a joke but with copy like “A brand product can propel your own erotic activity up to an unthinkable level of pleasure.” it’s pretty damn funny. Although it does link to their parent site which is a guerilla/viral marketing agency in Italy that seems to be legit… Naah, this can’t be real *chuckle*… Porno Marketing.

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Kern’s New York Girls Aren’t Nude, They’re Naked Like This Pale Shaved Brunette With Barbell Nipple Piercings

One of the reasons why I love Richard Kern’s New York girls is that he shoots them NAKED, and I mean NAKED. I’ve talked about this before of course, but nudity vs. nakedness is indeed an interesting subject, to me at least. Think of going to Spearmint Rhino, Showgirls or Scores, or whatever, and you’ll see nude girls. But they’re not naked, at least not psychologically naked. It takes skill to capture that naked feeling and that naked beauty and that’s where my man Richard comes into the picture. This girl is naked, exposing her delightful breasts, pierced nipples, shaved pussy and an invitation to jump into bed with her in her East Village flat.

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Designer Merkins For Either Royalty or For the Naked People at Burning Man

Those crazy naked hipster hippie people at Burning Man invented a new accoutrement for their naked - ness. A merkin flashlight. What for? To help your naked ass navigate the “playa”? Perhaps. They say that it’s “The perfect marriage of form and function - our Merkin Flashlight helps leave something to the imagination as well as providing hands free illumination.” From the naked girls at Burning Man that I’ve seen pics of, they usually have a full hairy bush so this invention would probably be redundant.

Moving on to the other end of the spectrum from the freedom loving hippie hipster hooligans, “Vonk” is a company in Holland that produces high-end designer merkins. Despite it’s somewhat grotesque origin (intended to cover up venereal scabs or a shaved crotch that was shaved in order to get rid of lice, etc), the Merkin, the pubic hair toupee is making a comeback. I suppose if you’re into both shaved pussy and hairy pussy equally the way I am, it could be an interesting accoutrement, but they’re not realistic looking. Article is here, but their website is very much under construction so I wouldn’t bother with it for a few weeks or so. The Cleopatra, featured below, retails for just under 400 Euros, so it’s quite an investment to cover up your non-existent bush with a piece of fur and bangles.

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Where Does Real Amateur Porn Come From? Revenge? Ex-Girlfriend Pics?

It’s tough to define what “real” amateur porn is, isn’t it? I think the definition for this subject should be porn that isn’t made for profit. Therefore while the outstanding Dare Ring features real college kids getting drunk and orgy-ing out in sloppy group sex and these kids have had no prior adult modeling experience (and it shows, and it’s totallly great, btw), there are a few sites I’ve poked around on that feature some pretty sexy pics and videos that look like they were shot not for profit, but for the fun of making your own sex tape and/or snapping some nudie pics of your girlfriend.

However, I am geuninely curious about where the material for sites like See My Girlfriend come from. My only guess is that it’s bitter ex boyfriends sending in naked pictures of ex girlfriends. Is this revenge tactic evil? I don’t know but these real, candid nude and sex shots are pretty damn sexy, and revenge notwithstanding you can appreciate the fun times in retrospect, right? Maybe… Take a look for yourself.

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Into the Woods, Everyone, and Make Sure You’re Nude. Cool Nude and Art Photography, and More, by Ryan McGinley

The very interesting and talented Ryan McGinley shoots a lot of different stuff but I like him best when he’s photographing naked people. (I like looking at naked people best in case you can’t tell and if you didn’t too, you wouldn’t be here). He has some great shots of both solo and group nudes, often in nature, in scenes that often look like bordering between nudism, streaking, skinny dipping, group sex and just more abstract appreciation for natural environments and of course, well… naked people! Check out more of his work here.

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