Max Mosley’s Nazi Sex Orgy Video

Poor Max Mosley. The former Formula One racer and FIA chairman had simply been enjoying a run of the mill Nazi themed orgy with a bunch of hookers when the video surfaced on the internet from UK tabloid News of the World. In it he alternately dominates and gets dominated by women, some playing Ilsa to his Jewish prisoner, and then reversing the roles. Harmless fun as long as no one gets hurt, except here’s the catch. Max is the son of infamous Hitler sympathizer and founder of the British Union of Fascists.

And of course, in the video Max speaks in German while administering the spankings, as well as English in a fake German accent, and all kinds of other silly shenanigans. Now why would Max be in such hot water then if he was doing what comes to him naturally. If liberal San Francisco leathermen can dress up like Nazis… why can’t a real Nazi enjoy “playing concentration camp”? Makes no sense to me.

Oh, and if someone can explain to me why some Leathermen are called “Drummers” can you please leave a comment and let me know because I can’t find the answer to that mystery.

Anyway, here’s the Mosley video. The original article is at News of the World.

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Russian Art Collective Has a Public Orgy in Honour of Dmitry Medvedev

I gotta give it to the ‘art collective’ “Voina” (War) for taking the whole naked protester thing up a notch and actually orgy-ing out in the Moscow Biological Museum with this “action.” More Dada than activism, this was some kind of nod to Russian pagan past, and the practice of worshipping the bear in pre-Christian Russia (Medvedev’s name is derived for the word for bear: ‘medved’). Oh yeah, and an excuse to orgy out in public.

“On February 29 Voina has staged the “Fuck for the heir Puppy Bear!” action. The action took place in Moscow’s Biological museum in time for the upcoming presidential elections in Russia. The collective fuck action in the space of a museum is our parting wish to the young leader at the beginning of his long path, our way of artistically supporting the yet inexperienced Puppy Bear.

As usual, the public and civic order guards decided not to intervene with the course of the action. ”

Pics are here and the video is here.

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Japanese Men Prefer Facials to Vaginal Ejaculation

Don’t believe everything you read in Mainichi Daily News, but according to this article, an increasing number of Japanese men are experiencing an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina and suffer from what they’re calling “vaginal ejaculation disorder.” This is attributed to a number of reasons, including porn, and “unnatural methods” of masturbation. “”Tsueno Akaeda, a doctor who runs a clinic in Tokyo’s Roppongi, agrees with urologist Nagao.

“There are definitely more people with vaginal ejaculation disorder than there used to be,” he says. “There has been incredible progress made in masturbation goods and there are plenty of people who can ejaculate into an artificial vagina, but not the real thing. I get more than a few men come to see me about that. And those in their 20s and 30s have grown up watching adult movies. They find masturbation easier and more satisfying than intercourse.”

Perhaps the government should put a ban on the Fleshlight?  In the meantime, enjoy the facials while you can.

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No More Polaroid Film! What Does This Mean for Porn?

Polaroid announced this morning that it plans to stop making it’s signature instant film. This is to be expected when you think about it, with digital taking over and what not, but what does this bode for polaroid porn? You know, those homemade dirty pictures you made so you didn’t have to be embarassed by taking them to the photo lab fo processing? Of course digital takes care of everything and you can always photoshop to get the right effect. Still, there’s nothing like real film, and if you haven’t checked this site, take a look at Fifty Rooms, which is an arty nude site of erotic photographers who use polaroid cameras. A lot of it has that “American Apparel” look that I love so much.

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Jane Fonda Says “Cunt”, Eve Ensler Can’t Get Vagina Out of Her Mouth

Looks like Jane Fonda made history today on the Today Show by being the first person to say cunt on network television in the US, but I found “Vagina Monologues” Eve Ensler’s statement that she couldn’t get vagina out of her mouth funnier. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Blondes Do Have More Fun, Or At Least Lose Their Virginity Earlier

There was a very interesting observation in Fluctuat recently about some sex statistics. According to this map, you can see the variying age at which women lose their virginity throughout the world, (grey= no data).

Notice that Scandinavia & Germany as well as New Zealand (we’ll ignore Greenland since there’s only sth like 10,000 people there) come in at the top of the list. You can analize this fover of course e.g. Brazil is in a class by itself, ‘white’ countries like Chile, Australia and South Africa also score high, Indonesia is conservative Muslim and India is still trying to break loose from the moral puritanism they inherited from the English.

Well the author of the article took it one step further by comparing it to a map of the prevalence of blonde hair in Europe:

Notice that the 80% or more roughly corresponds to the big red center in Northern Europe in Exhibit A. Coincidence? You be the judge.

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The Condom Fashion Show (Project Cumway?) and Other Good and Bad Ways to Promote Condom Use in Places Like South Africa

I think this fashion show in China was actually sort of clever and the designs are pretty cool. Will it make Chinese use condoms more to prevent overpopulation and AIDS? I’m not so sure.

Here’s an article with more pics. It reminds me a bit of how South Africa always tries to come up with idiotic new ways of getting people to use rubbers to tackle their AIDS problem, the worst one in the world. One was sending out a letter from the government explaining that you need to use condoms not to catch the bug and enclosing a sample rubber. Sounds decent enough, right? Maybe if they didn’t staple the condom to the letter. (I’m not joking, look it up).

Or this, voted “the Most Beautiful Object in South Africa. It’s a “condom applicator.” Jeez, like do you really need one? No offence to my SA friends but I associate this with the African sense of entitlement and macho superiority. “I can’t put this on, my china. I’m African, and until I’m delivered a special device to put this thing on my dick, it’s bareback or nothing.” “Jawelnofine, let’s do bareback.” Ironically the expression “china” is SA speak for ‘my friend’ or ‘my dear.’

In abit of a redux mention, I think the coolest AIDS prevention stuff came in the series of French PSA’s by then absolutely brilliant animation director Wilfrid Brimo which I’ve mentioned before and the messages is pure and simple: “vivez assez longtemps pour trouver le bon.” There’s a straight one, a gay one and one about a pervert like yours truly. The first two are bittersweet, the straight one, a bit more so:

But the gay one is actually a little more humorous.

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The Very Rare Anti-Masturbation Device on Ebay Sells for $2,906 USD

You may have seen mention of this monstrosity, basically a chastity belt for men, aka in this copy a device to keep you from masturbating which was selling on ebay on other blogs. I’m proud to announce that we have a winner and it sold for almost $3K. I don’t know, it is fascinating but also horrifying. What if you have an erection inside that metal thing, it gets larger, and somehow the blood supply to the penis gets cut off. Do you know what happens then?

Well apart from just the actual physical pain, I would imagine there is a potential of great peril to the family jewels. This reminds me in a roundabout way of a story a friend of mine while in medical school read in JAMA (Journal of the American Medical Association). It was about a guy who had the bright idea to inject cocaine into his dick so he could jerk off like crazy, which he did. Except 24 hours later he suffered “autoamputation of his necrotic penis.” The damn thing just fell off! Sheesh! I better get off these topics. Must have been that Justin Timberlake video that got me thinking about this. Maybe it was Justin who bought this thing.

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Alaska Air’s Gay Travel Promotion is Getting Some Heat - But How Do You Prove You’re Gay?

Well it looks like Alaska Air has gotten some slack lately for offering a 10% air travel discount to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered travelers, in their own words “taking diversity to the sky.” People were a bit upset about it by saying that instead offering a discount to gays, lesbians, etc. it was in fact adding a 10% surcharge to heterosexual passengers. Personally, I don’t understand that logic. You can read up about the whole thing here, and also check out their gay travel page itself. But really what I understand even less is, how do you prove you’re gay in order to get the discount? That’s when the penis tatoo comes in handy, of course!

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Shameless Political Plug; Here’s Liv the Ron Paul Girl Again

I’m sure a bunch of you have seen this but as a fan of Ron Paul and with the election season in full force, I can’t not have Liv, also known as the Ron Paul girl somewhere on my blog. And if you haven’t seen it, enjoy and check out Ron Paul’s message if you’re in the US.

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Belle de Jour in Real Life

Remember the Bunuel film Belle de Jour with Catherine de Neuve where she played a devoted wife who moonlighted as a prostitute during the day (hence the title)? Great film, funny, bizarre, disturbing… I highly recommend it, but…

I can’t remember if the husband ever finds out. Now check this out…

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

All I can say is “sucks to be him.” I’m adding Belle de Jour to the ye olde Netflix queue. Here’s the original trailer for your viewing pleasure.

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More Bestiality in Advertising? Or are Germans all Insane Perverts? What Gives?

I don’t understand this. We know Germans are perverts, no offence to my German readers, but let’s face it, Deutschland leads the world (or at least is tied with France and Japan) in matter relating to scat, urolagnia (that’s watersports in the Latin terms), and a bunch of other stuff to long to ponder. We can probably rescan the Fetish Roadmap and it will be a map of the BRD. Well, now, following in the footsteps of the Terry Richardson campaign with Josie Maran, we have a new spread for “Deutsch” magazine. Why? Who knows. Sorry, I’m a bit lazy to translate the copy for you but basically all it does is ask the same questions as I do. That is: “Why?”

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Did American Apparel Finally Go Too Far With Their Porn Style Ads? Who Cares, Go Look at Ava and Gillian From Abby Winters Instead

So… did uber-pervert Dov Charney finally go too far with his racy ads that look like seventies porn? He he… Oh, btw, don’t forget it’s Friday which means time for the Abby Winters update video, this time brought to you by the amazing Violet, and features plenty of lesbian sex, double masturbation (Violet and Melita), a threesome with Theresa, Katy and Greta, Em and Gillian, and Violet with Chloe B., and that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Whoah… I really love that site and got a little carried away!

Anyway, I personally LOVE the whole seventies porn / tube socks / roller girl / rec room aesthetic that Dov pushes in his ads. Sure they’re smutty and dirty, but I like ‘em. Now, which of these ads are real and which ones are bogus?

Real?

Real?

Let me know what you all guess. And after that, since you won’t see the American Apparel girls nude any time soon, check out the Abby Winters girls like this duo - one of my favs - Ava and Gillian!

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My Penis is a Mountain: Opera Singer’s Mistake in Singing Croatian National Anthem Helps the Team “Rise to the Occassion”

What’s funnier, the fact that English opera singer Tony Henry mistakenly said “My Penis is a Mountain” while singing the Croatian National Anthem? Or the fact that Croatia ended up defeating England and that BBC had to write “rose to the occasion”? Or Henry defending himself?

Croatia rose to the occasion in their crucial Euro 2008 defeat of England - after an apparent X-rated gaffe by an English opera singer at Wembley. Tony Henry belted out a version of the Croat anthem before the 80,000 crowd, but made a blunder at the end. He should have sung ‘Mila kuda si planina’ (which roughly means ‘You know my dear how we love your mountains’).

But he instead sang ‘Mila kura si planina’ which can be interpreted as ‘My dear, my penis is a mountain.’

Henry is becoming a cult hero in Croatia, but denies he played a part in England’s exit. “I can’t take the blame for that. The last thing I would do is brag about my parts like that - especially to make it so public,” said Henry.

Via the always entertaining BBC News.

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First Sex With Cars and Now Bicycle Sex, Talk About “WTF?”! Where’s That Stuff on the Fetish Map?

Sometimes the stuff I read on Metro sounds like it came from the Weekly World News, but guess what? It’s all true. Or is it? Back in February they reported on a man who has sex with cars. That’s right. “In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars. The details of mechanic Chris Donald’s alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski. (Read more) You can also check out Mr. Donald’s blog and instructional manual called “How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle” which features some helpful hints like: “If you anthropomorphasize your 4 wheeled lover, it’s worth remembering that its a fantasy. A fun, sexy fantasy, but a emotional/sexual/mental construct. Despite my own enjoyment, a car isn’t actually a person. Except during sex LOL.” (Full article)
The Jaguar X class is supposedly his lover of choice.

OK so either it’s a joke or he’s a nutjob or both. Or maybe you can’t trust Metro and the Sun, but you can certainly trust the BBC, right? Drumroll please…

Bike sex man placed on probation (Via BBC News)

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. “They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. “The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.” Both cleaners, who were “extremely shocked”, told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.” Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

I’m a bit speechless. First of all, why didn’t the car guy get arrested? Well, I’m just waitin for the next installment: MOTORCYCLE sex!

BTW, if anyone can please tell me where this insane photo is from I would apreciate it.

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No Mile High Club for Singapore Air - Sex ban on the Airbus A380

No, you can’t join the Mile High Club if you’re flying on Singapore Air. The airline which contains the Airbus 380 in its fleet, the largest passenger airliner in the world, recently made its first commercial flight on October 25th from Sydney to Singapore. However…despite offering double bed suites, in typical Singaporean repressed/repressive fashion, they insist on a “no sex” rule.”Tony and Julie Elwood booked the first A380 double suite but the journalists clamouring to see inside their room prevented them from beating the sex ban….” [More from the Times]

How depressing. How would they enforce it? Coming from a place that “canes” you for spitting on the sidewalk, those Singa-Nazis probably have a security cam hidden in the suite. Well enjoy this sexy stewardess themed “Mile High Club” preview vid after you’re done reading about those uptight people from Singapore. (The article is pretty funny).

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Museum of Broken Relationships - A Lot Classier or Artistic Than Posting Naked Pics of Your Ex Online but The Concept is Close Enough

The Museum of Broken Relationships? Sounds sad, but it is also has lots of bizarre and funny stuff in it as well. “The objects belong to the “Museum of Broken Relationships,” a travelling exhibition that asks people in the cities it visits to donate the mementos of everything from their fleeting infatuations to painful divorces. Originating in Croatia the show has since rolled through Sarajevo, Maribor, and Ljubljana and has now amassed over 200 objects. Zvonimir Dobrovic is organizing the Berlin show in the Tacheles arts center, a six-storey former squat in the heart of the city. “Berliners have already donated 20 new objects” he told SPIEGEL ONLINE, including a wedding dress and an ax used to break up an ex-girlfriend’s furniture.”

Funny how I read the Spiegel Article just soon after writing about posting ex-girlfriend pics online and where amateur porn comes from. The concept here is more artistic and cathartic of course, and not meant as revenge or exhibitionism. The axe is my favorite part.

“One Berliner donated an axe that she used to smash up her ex-girlfriend’s furniture. “The more her room filled up with chopped up furniture, and therefore looked like I was feeling, the better I started to feel.” (Read more) “

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Seduced: Art and Sex from Antiquity to Now; New Erotic Art Show in London Again to Explore Differences Between Porn And Art

For me the lines between art and porn are blurred, I’m sorry to say. But here we go again. The new Erotic Art Show aims to again to discuss the differences between art and porn which I think can be debated ad infinitum. Here’s a sound tidbit from the article though: “Certainly when a work is old it appears to us as more acceptable as art rather than pornography. Professor Kemp says art is also more complicated than porn, arousing a mixture of emotions. The other big difference is the quality.” I think it is entirely possible to arouse a mixture of emotions in what can be called flat out porn as well. Oh what the hell, we’ve been through this a million times. I’ll say one thing, is that I only write about art that is arousing, and/or of quality, or porn that is, more or less artistic which means “arousing a mixture of emotions” - now which emotions those are, we can debate as to their arousal quotient, but for one thing, I still can’t make heads or tails out of Jeff Koons which is a perfect example of art and porn intersecting, I guess. RIP, Cicciolina, btw.

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Erotic Corn Dog Eating Contest in Iowa Banned; Plus a Silly Corn Dog Video

Looks like the Erotic Corn Dog Eating Contest in Iowa may be banned. “The competition, which is organized by a Des Moines-area radio station and tends to draw a raucous and appreciative crowd, is too tasteless, according to at least one State Fair board member. After the topic came up Monday during the board’s critique of this year’s fair, Gary Slater, the fair’s manager, said he hasn’t seen it himself. “I just heard it was kind of disgusting,” Slater said. He quickly added: “It was nothing that was sanctioned by the fair.” [Read the full article].

I agree that it’s disgusting but only because it’s a corn dog. While I tried to find some video footage of this zany contest the closest I could find is below. Not sure if they’re referencing the shenanigans in Iowa but I have a feeling they must be. By the way, in my search for an appropriate image, which turned out fruitless, I was shocked several times so do NOT, whatever you do, go to google images to type in “hot dog blowjob.”

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Andres Serrano Exhibit in Sweden Vandalized! Was it the Strap-On Photo That Did Them In?

I was shocked to hear that a few days ago, an exhibit of Andres Serrano’s “The History of Sex” was vandalized by a bunch of Death Metal listening Nordic Nazis. I wonder what ticked them off? I’m a big fan of Serrano’s work and this was disturbing to hear that it happened in Sweden where people are supposed to be liberal in terms of sex. Up in Scandinavia it’s usually Muslim immigrants who do all the protesting and bashing; remember the Mohammed cartoon row in Denmark? Jeez Louise, lighten up people. Recall the fine days of “Swedish Erotica” etc. According to the New York Times article, “Around 3:30, half an hour before closing, four vandals wearing black masks stormed into a space known as the Kulturen Gallery while shouting in Swedish, “We don’t support this,” plus an expletive. They pushed visitors aside, entered a darkened room where some of the photographs were displayed and began smashing the glass protecting the photographs and then hacking away at the prints.” [read more…] Now I wonder what offended them most? Surely all signs point to this one, my favourite shot in this series. Why do I think this? Probably because it challenged these boneheads’ heterosexuality.

I like this photo for a number of reasons but I also find it quite arousing, as I also like the way a girl looks wearing a strap-on, and in general this couple is pretty damn hot. Of course this is indeed art, but art can and should be arousing when need be, that’s partly the purpose of this blog. So once you’re done admiring Serrano’s technique and wish to switch gears and look at some porn that features hetero or bisexual strap-on play, and you won’t want to break out the axe, take a peek here or here.

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