Delta of Venus Update

As I wrote before, Delta of Venus scours the world far and wide for amazing vintage porn and erotica. Recently they’ve added a burlesque section in addition to the xxx stuff, full length dirty novels which is always fun, and whole lot more goodies. If you’re like me and pine for the days when women looked more like this, then get thee over to Delta.

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My Tale is Hot, Starring Candy Barre, More Sexploitation Insanity From the Director of Kiss Me Quick

I can’t resist. Since finding the masterpiece “Kiss Me Quick”, I had to look up more fun stuff by genius sexploitation director Peter Perry and came across this bit of unabashed lunacy called “My Tale is Hot.” Have you ever had a Candy Barre? I love how they tie in Walt Disney. The acid must have been really good that year.

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“Kiss Me Quick!” Hilarious Early Sexploitation Flick

To be frank, I really am speechless after watching this vid of a trailer for an early sexploitation movie from the 1960s. Everything about it is perfect in it’s insanity and inanity; from the soundtrack to the monsters to the dancing girls to the nerds from outer space, the whole thing is like an unholy bastard child of Ed Wood and Russ Meyer if they got gay-married. For all your sexploitation goofballs, enjoy.

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The Origins of Amateur Porn and the Invention of the Video Camera

We all know that the whole world of porn from loops to films projected in theaters like Deep Throat and all those classics changed dramatically with the video camera. We also know that the whole gonzo thing and switchover to lo-fi ways and means of shooting porn changed when the video camera became less expensive and portable. Now we can trace it back to the exact year according to Copyranter. ““You’ll wrack your brain to think of a place you can’t use a video tape recorder. We’re showing only one of thousands of ways to get it on…on video tape. And here’s a great offer. Every buyer of an AKAI VTR will receive a personal invitation from one of the provocative Penthouse Pets to attend a video taping session—with her—in a city near them.“

The camera and recorder retailed for $1,295 and weighed “less than 20 lbs.” According to some money calculations that would be $6,238 today in 2008. A bit steep. Click on the ad for a bigger pic, the copy is hilarious.

What’s surprising to me is that it took decades for amateur porn makers to realize you could sell your sex tapes. Of course the internet did play a large role in it. So have a gander at the phenomenal site Sellyoursextape which is 100% genuine homemade sex tapes made by real couples. Want to make $2,000 for your homemade porn? Talk to fine folks at Sell Your Sex Tape, the way this amateur couple did.

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Who is JP (Jean-Pierre) Muhlstein?

While looking at some retro arty porn at a rare photography book shop the other day I came across a book of huge very interesting photos by a guy named JP Muhlstein. Some internet research took me to Muhlstein’s site, which features some unfortunately small images, though still worth a look. Jean-Pierre Muhlstein is apparently a bit of an oddball Belgian artist and erotic photographer. Further I was able to find some old “Gallery Magazine” and “High Society” porn mags for sale (for an outrageous amount - I had no idea that porn mags become collectors items, otherwise I would have held on to my old ones, the non-sticky ones that is), which had articles about Muhlstein and particularly about his hand colored pussy photos. Unfortunately I can’t really do justice to the book I saw in explaining it. It did indeed look hand-colored, and very unique. Take a peek at Muhlstein’s site and please comment if you have any more info about this very interesting guy.

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Happy Belated Erotic Thanskgiving

The posting was a little erratic as opposed to erotic due to all the holiday hoopla. At first the only Thanksgiving themed porn I could find was this insane erotic turkey via The Principles of Pleasure.

But then I did find this Thanksgiving orgy series later on. Due to all the gonzo porn, I don’t see many interesting or odd costumes used too much anymore. Pity, those pilgrim bonnets and what not could potentially be quite interesting. I don’t have the time to consult the fetish roadmap right now as there’s more fun stuff to talk and write about but I would imagine it falls somewhere in the vicinity of the Nun Fetish?

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Cars and Girls! Cool Pinup Photo Art From David Perry!

To paraphrase the old joke-punk band “The Dictators”, there’s nothing else in this crazy world except for cars and girl. David Perry seems to be doing an awesome job of photographing very much just that: cars and girls, in various pinup model variations. No real nudity from what I saw, but cruise on through my zany blog and you’ll know where to find that!

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Seven Naked Girls in One Bed by Craig Morey

From a series called “The Chateau” by Craig Morey & Morey Studios, we proudly introduce seven outstanding naked ass girls in one bed! Sometimes this kind of stuff is almost impossible to believe it’s actually happening, even if they are *ahem* modeling.

Sometimes one of the things that comes to mind in these - admittedly rare - and arousing as hell - pics of a lot of naked women is the inside cover of Hendrix’s Electric Ladyland, except we can probably be fairly sure Jimi was going a little crazy from all the booze and drugs to pick a chick with a black eye to be in the forefront.

I’ve gotten some requests for naked hippie chicks lately so hopefully tomorrow I’ll have the gumption to post from my thorough naked research the best naked hippie chicks I have found so far.

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Take a Trip Down Memory Lane With Girls in Miniskirts and Hot Pants, Then Fast Forward to Your Porn Reality With Sabrina Deep

Who doesn’t like girls in mini skirts, or better yet, hot pants? Only someone ‘phallologically challenged” probably. Ah, the 60s and 70s were great for so many reasons. A man after my own heart, an Italian guy named Guido has compiled a stellar collection of vintage photos from the 1960s and 1970s of girls in miniskirts: (love the horndog with the camera in this shot)

And Hot Pants..

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Click here to see Guido’s full collection of nostalgia for a bygone era. Of course the great thing about both minis and hot pants is that they go great with boots! The only thing better than a girl in hot pants wearing boots, is a girl wearing boots and NO pants of any kind. Go ahead and click on the pic, it’s one of my favourite internet nympho perverts, Sabrina Deep, who is just recovering (with no problem) from setting a rather interesting sex record a few days ago.

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