Whered Did You Go, Sex is the New Blog? Don’t Worry We’re Almost Back in Full Force

No, we’re not gone, just had to take a bit of time off to work on another project or two which we’ll be announcing soon, so stay tuned for more porn, art, erotica, sexual curiosities, all around weirdness and more. But in the meantime, take a peek at what I consider are two of the most arousing porn sites at the moment, though there are of course plenty of others, so scroll down and poke around our cabinet of sexual curiosites.

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RSS Feed Turned Off

I wanted to let my readers know that I have temporarily disabled RSS feeds for this site because other webmasters who can’t write or think have been pulling my feeds and republishing them as their own content which has resulted in wild traffic changes no thanks to Google, *ahem*. Apologies to my loyal readers, in the meantime, bookmark and keep coming back and spreading the word as I update often.

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Help Me Win a Trip to Kiev, Yalta & Moscow From My Russian Porno Girls Like Natasha Shy and Sasha Blonde

OK , porn dogs, horn dogs, perverts and enlightened men and women who appreciate full sexual freedom… and porn. Some of my favourite Russian and Ukrainian porno chicks like Sasha Blonde, Natasha Shy (who isn’t so shy, trust me) and a few other birds are offering to take me to the Shangri-Las of porn: Ukraine and Russia (well, Czech is up there too, but that’s for another time), so after providing you with some raunchy, sexy stuff for close to a year now, why not try a membership with one of these chicks’ websites and if I get a few of them down and they fly me to Ukie town, I’ll be sure to send in some candid photos and vids. Shameless plug, sure, but someone has to pay for the bandwidth and it’s all thanks to my wonderful sponsors. Have a horny evening & weekend!

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Blondes Do Have More Fun, Or At Least Lose Their Virginity Earlier

There was a very interesting observation in Fluctuat recently about some sex statistics. According to this map, you can see the variying age at which women lose their virginity throughout the world, (grey= no data).

Notice that Scandinavia & Germany as well as New Zealand (we’ll ignore Greenland since there’s only sth like 10,000 people there) come in at the top of the list. You can analize this fover of course e.g. Brazil is in a class by itself, ‘white’ countries like Chile, Australia and South Africa also score high, Indonesia is conservative Muslim and India is still trying to break loose from the moral puritanism they inherited from the English.

Well the author of the article took it one step further by comparing it to a map of the prevalence of blonde hair in Europe:

Notice that the 80% or more roughly corresponds to the big red center in Northern Europe in Exhibit A. Coincidence? You be the judge.

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Carla From Explicite, Some French Hardcore To Kick Start Your Monday

The groovy thing about Explicite is though it’s definitely hardcore porn, it’s glamorously shot and beautifully produced debauchery. Here’s Carla in a hardcore shoot with John B. Root; though I must confess I don’t fully get the pissing on the mirror part.

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More Christian Porn? Catholic Anti-Abuse Coloring Book Reminds Me of Cherry Poptart

Speaking of Christian porn, still trying to pick itself up from the plethora of scandals, the Catholic Archdiocese of New York has apparently issued a fun anti-pedophilia coloring book. “Many of the book’s cartoon-sketch drawings, which were created by a church volunteer, are light in tone and narrated by an angel looming overhead. But on one page, the angel warns of an online predator—with chest hair exposed—who attempts to chat with a child; on another (shown above), the angel implies that children should make sure they’re never alone in a room with a priest.” (Via Newsweek article).

Now, is it my imagination or does the angel in this drawing look a little bit like Cherry Poptart?

Who knows. For angel-themed porn, I prefer John B. Root’s Explicite girls.

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Iren A by Goncharova: Scultura, for Met

I love the girls from Met Art but the titles of their photoshoots drives me nuts because they’re usually gibberish. Finally they come out with one that makes sense: “Scultura.” This “Iren A” is something else, but wait a minute, shouldn’t that be Irenaor Irene? Agh, they’ll never get it right! At least they get the most important thing right: the girls!

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“Kiss Me Quick!” Hilarious Early Sexploitation Flick

To be frank, I really am speechless after watching this vid of a trailer for an early sexploitation movie from the 1960s. Everything about it is perfect in it’s insanity and inanity; from the soundtrack to the monsters to the dancing girls to the nerds from outer space, the whole thing is like an unholy bastard child of Ed Wood and Russ Meyer if they got gay-married. For all your sexploitation goofballs, enjoy.

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Giant Boobs, Bangs, Shaved Pussy and Peach Fuzz on the Tummy: Lucy C by Slastyanoff for Met Art

This set is called “Nitesca” with Slastyanoff shooting a big boobed babe with bangs stripping out of her jeans and driving me a little loco with the combo of the boobs, the pussy, the bangs (I have a thing for bangs), and the peach fuzz you can see on her stomach which is another mild fetish that I have, and which the delicious Larisa Fox also has. (Actually Larisa usually has more than fuzz but a full huge bush. Take a peek at Naked Hairy Pussy Girls if you’re into that, which I can be, depending if I got up on the hairy side of the bed).

Anyway, this chick is amazing. And I again have no idea what “Nitesca” means; one of those gobbledygook type of things that Met Art uses for the names of their sets but I love it.

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Want to be a REAL “Guitar Hero”? Strap This Guitar Vibrator On For Size!

While on holiday the other week, which was the reason for the infrequent posts, we saw our friends’ tween son jamming out to the new “Guitar Hero” video game which I have never seen before. Two things came to mind: one, that he would be better off actually studying the instrument and two, that he must be hitting puberty soon because since everyone knows the major reason boys pick up the guitar, or especially the electric guitar is because it drives the chicks crazy. And then came thought two and a half. I’ve heard that apart from the fashion and attitude, a big reason chicks like motorcycles or guys who drive motorcycles, especially a noisy old Harley Davidson is because the vibrations from the engine actually function like a gigantic vibrator…. much like… being next to a Marshall amp. Where does this lead us? To it’s logical conclusion: the guitar powered vibrator of course!

Now I still haven’t figured out if this is a real product or simply a prototype in the making but I think it has potential as a viable sex toy to really rock you like a hurricane or whatever other stupid rock song name you wish to use in the marketing campaign that deals with masturbation. Any suggestions? How about Cum On Feel the Noize?

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Busty Nastya: New Big Boobed Russian Model With 36E Tits for All You Tit Men Out There!

So much new stuff has come out recently. Here’s one. For all of you lovers of Slavic beauty who are dismayed that a lot of the Russian models on porn sites are either too skinny and/or don’t have big enough tits, here for the New Year comes Busty Nastya, all natural Russian model with 36E tits. Me, I like all kinds of boobs, like Jim the Tit Man, but I say bring it on, Nastya (and that’s short for Anastasia and isn’t chosen because it looks and sounds like “Nasty”) is just one of the new surprises I have in store for you porn fiends.

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Lia and Anna-Leah from Femjoy Wish You Happy Holidays! Check out Femjoy’s New Look, Too!

Femjoy has got a new feel to the site. Check it out after feasting your eyes on Anna-Leah and Lia, two perfect chicks just the way Femjoy always does it. A delight to behold, and both girls are perfect but I think I fancy the one on the right best. I kind of like pale chicks with big butts. Is that a fetish, or just a preference?

I apologize that posting has been a little slow but don’t worry, this sex blog isn’t going anywhere, it’s just been a little hectic lately now during the holiday season.

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Hungry for Vagina? Try the New McPussy!

It would have sounded better as a McMuff but there’s no real muff there and you don’t want hair in your food ayway. Via a cool German sex blog simply called “Dirty.” I’ve actually seen this photo some time ago but have forgotten who the photographer was.

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The Adventures of the Man With No Penis

Short, sweet and to the point. What else would one do if one had no penis. From the hilarious and bizarre comic strip Perry Bible Fellowship.

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No Mile High Club for Singapore Air - Sex ban on the Airbus A380

No, you can’t join the Mile High Club if you’re flying on Singapore Air. The airline which contains the Airbus 380 in its fleet, the largest passenger airliner in the world, recently made its first commercial flight on October 25th from Sydney to Singapore. However…despite offering double bed suites, in typical Singaporean repressed/repressive fashion, they insist on a “no sex” rule.”Tony and Julie Elwood booked the first A380 double suite but the journalists clamouring to see inside their room prevented them from beating the sex ban….” [More from the Times]

How depressing. How would they enforce it? Coming from a place that “canes” you for spitting on the sidewalk, those Singa-Nazis probably have a security cam hidden in the suite. Well enjoy this sexy stewardess themed “Mile High Club” preview vid after you’re done reading about those uptight people from Singapore. (The article is pretty funny).

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Womb’s Eye View Through the Vagina Cam

What does it actually look like down there as the penis enters the vagina? I’ve actually always wondered about this. I mean, hasn’t everyone? Not sure where I found this animation but if the animator does an anal one as well that may be interesting to see, though potentially shocking.

As always this gets me thinking of stupid old jokes. Q: What’s the best thing about being a test tube baby? A: You get a womb with a view! Har har hardy har hard…

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Half Naked Russian Bride Wears Practically Nothing to Her Wedding

I was told this practically naked gal is a famous couture designer in St. Petersburg but I have not been able to get her name. A little risque, won’t you say? Or should we say, trashy? Or is it all good? I really can’t make up my mind but I know the groom looks like a total schmuck in his lumpy suit. Anyone know who this half naked bride is, please leave a comment.

Now, for some major wedding themed-fully clothed-orgy porn depravity, click here. Note that this one is a variation theme b/c in the case of the Russian, the bride can’t really be called “fully clothed.”

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Vintage Retro Girly Pic Postcards From 1960s Turkey

The very talented artist Michael Berkowitz writes about how he discovered and bought this collection during a trip to Istanbul: “Under piles of yellowing magazines and other paper ephemera in various stages of decay, I discovered a folio of amateur nude photos, circa early 60’s, taken by photographer(s) unknown.

I pushed away piles of ancient newspapers and the owner’s cat, made myself comfortable on an old crate, and spent a couple of hours pouring through them. They “spoke to me” because they were just the kind of “ordinary” women I, myself, like to photograph. I know nothing more about these models but based on some of the backgrounds, locals, costumes and props (and the willingness of these Muslim women to bare themselves for the camera), I believe several of them were exotic dancers, probably in some seedy local waterfront dives.

After some negotiations with the owner, (who seemed thrilled to have found a sucker to pay her for these,) I purchased the best of the lot for the price of a nice dinner.

If vintage vagina is your thing, you can also check out this naughty site. Or this one.

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More Naked Protesters, This Time Thanks to Spencer Tunick, Pose Nude on a Glacier Against Climate Change

I really haven’t a clue as to what going around in the buff will do to prevent climate change or end bullfighting in Spain, but hey, any excuse to go nude is fine with me. This time we get a little help from the omnipresent Spencer Tunick. Maybe if Al Gore stripped down with these other folks? Would THAT make a change? Maybe the Southern boy from Tennessee wouldn’t have liked being exposed on top a glacier in Switzerland, not only out of modesty but because the “temperature hovered around 50 degrees (F)” which would have certainly caused some major Ex-Vice Presidential shrinkage!

More pics here… 

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Beautiful Naked Girl… Juiced!

If you can get your mind out of the gutter, I’ll do the same (fat chance), but that’s not what you think it is… Sometimes fruit is just fruit, right, Dr. Freud?

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