“Love Me, Love My Doll” aka “Guys and Dolls” BBC Documentary About the Men Who Love RealDolls and Live With Them

For some reason it comes up as “Guys and Dolls” on the internet but the original title of this BBC Documentary about RealDoll owners who fall in love with their very expensive masturbation devices is “Love Me, Love My Doll.” Ever wondered what RealDoll owners are really like? Now you can find out, because it looks like someone Tivo’d the flick and put it up online. The guys include some oddball Goth looking Black or Indian dude who lives with his RealDoll and with his parents (!), a very pathetic English guy who takes his doll with him when he goes hang-gliding (there’s actually nothing wrong with him but he seems to have both impossibly high standards for the type of women he wants to date as well as an incredibly defeatist attitude), a scary redneck from Virginia who’s really into guns, and a guy who tries to share his collection of 10 (TEN!) RealDolls with his girlfriend.

After reading about this on Sex and Blogs, I couldn’t stop watching it. It is literally like watching a car accident or train wreck. Not only is it a stellar documentary but the subject matter is at once so weird, so sad, so funny and so horrifying, I haven’t seen anything like this in a long time. Must be seen to be believed, really. The video is 45 mins long but I guarantee you will be glued to it.

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Herself Pics and Self Portrait Porn Moves Into the Art World. Art Imitating Porn?

I’ve talked about Herself Pics before. It’s a simple, naughty and hot concept wherein the porn producer gives a girl or couple a camera for the weekend to shoot pics of themselves. I love that site, it’s fun, voyeuristic and hot. Now it seems like renowned German photographer Uwe Ommer has taken up on the same idea. Supposedly it was inspired by busting in on his babysitter. Check this out:

“Inspired by a babysitter he surprised in front of the bathroom mirror shooting pictures of herself with his Polaroid, photographer Uwe Ommer decided to put together a book of erotic self-portraits by inexperienced photographers. Arming participants with cameras and basic technical instructions, Ommer asked them to photograph themselves in any way they pleased—liberated, so to speak, from the voyeuristic eye of the photographer. Some chose to use mirrors as they captured their portraits, while others braved the camera without the help of their reflections. While many subjects required no intervention by Ommer, for others he acted as “ghost photographer,” helping them with the lighting and setup; in both cases, the models were free to indulge their inspirations in any ways they pleased—from sexy and provocative to romantic to simply being themselves. The cast of self-portraitists includes a wide range of personalities, from students to artists, actors, stylists, dancers, models, musicians, teachers, and more. This highly original book gives us a rare glimpse at the way everyday women see themselves—or wish they did.”

I’m all for it and I will buy this book. But I do wonder if this was just a flash in the pan original idea inspired by the babysitter or whether Uwe was actually checking out Herselfpics? I’ll tell you one thing, while you will see stunning photography in this book, and much of it highly erotically charged, you probably won’t see self pics of anal dildo masturbation like you will here…

BTW, there is another outstanding site about to be launched in the same vein; you will only know about it from me so stick around andkeep returning. Hopefully before Xmas, this might be the best new amateur site yet!

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Cock Flavored Seasoning From Arty Anal Girl Ruth

Need to flavour your food with the taste of cock? Try this seasoning, which was brought to my attention by Ruth. Another insane food name from England, I thought, along with spotted dick and faggots. However, I looked around on the company that makes this spice and it was nowhere to be found - they either stopped making it for obvious reasons, changed it to say “chicken” and/or they only sell it to an English market. Would make a great gag gift that would let you enjoy the taste of cock anytime.

Ruth, of course, not only has her own site but also is famous for working with Simon and not only is she gorgeous but also loves to show off some incredible anal insertions, masturbation and lesbian girl on girl and group sex.

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Amputee Sex Dolls, Amputee Porn and Long Jeanne Silver For All You Lovers of Limbless Women

You can of course open up the fetish roadmap and consult it’s position on what amputee porn is, or isn’t. But leave it to the Japanese perverts out there to actually invent an amputee sex doll. My knowledge of the Japanese language is rather limited, and I can’t read the alphabets at all but I think the pictures suffice.

Of course you porn connoisseurs may know that in the rocking and reeling 1970s, when everybody’s ass was up for grabs, certain paraphilias actually commanded respect and admiration - Bodiel Joensen was one example. Another one was “Long Jeanne Silver”, who I first read about in Adam Parfrey’s Apocalypse Culture books, before the interent was invented.

“Jeanne Silver, a pretty amputee, appeared in men’s magazines, and on San Francisco burlesque stages. She had the lower part of her left leg removed when she was a child. The remaining stump, extending several inches below her knee, is little more than bone covered with flesh. Director Alex DeRenzy uses the pseudo-documentary format to display Silver’s sexual habits. She fucks Amber Hunt during a threesome, impales two teenage students and even goes so far as to ram it up a homosexual’s ass. Long regarded as one of the more bizarre films of the 1970’s.” Here is Long Jeanne Silver and her other movies as well.
Now I really don’t know why this fetish is as popular as it is, and that is not to say that it is POPULAR but it’s certainly out there. I would imagine it has something to do with bondage and restraint and making the woman immobile and subservent. Want more, you sick fuck? Kidding. To each his own, I guess. Here’s some more amputee porn if that’s your ticket.

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Miss Kurage - Crazy Bald (As in Shaved Head, but Yeah the Pussy Also) MILF With a Smoking Fetish - in Blonde Wig and Without It, Getting Naked, Naughty and Playing With Toys

Bob Coulter’s Crazy Babes are indeed pretty crazy but this new installment featuring “Miss Kurage”, a MILF with a shaved head, a smoking fetish and probably all kinds of other sexy nuttiness, getting dressed up in a blonde wig, then stripping down to her fishnets and bald head and playing with dildos is pretty weird - and strangely arousing.

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Jennifer From Bangbros aka Derya From Errotica is Back

Look who it is. I posted about this girl before when I found out she not only poses as a glam model for sites like Errotica but also does hardcore. Here she is again this time at Only Cuties in a heavy masturbation session with a glass toy. I have a feeling we will be seeing more of her in the near future.

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Submissive Lesbians With Double Dong by Kern

As mentioned before, I’m on a bit of a Richard Kern kick lately and loved this set of two girlfriends, one with a nice hairy bush, playing some sex games involving hairbrush, spanking, a dog collar and leash, and some cool double dildo fucking. Not everyone can afford high end fetish gear when you’re feeling a bit randy so the lo-fi look of the dog collar was a great touch. Doesn’t look like they skimped on the dildo though, since that IS an important element, especially when one end goes into the mouth and the other in the pussy. Hot stuff!

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