Japanese Men Prefer Facials to Vaginal Ejaculation

Don’t believe everything you read in Mainichi Daily News, but according to this article, an increasing number of Japanese men are experiencing an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina and suffer from what they’re calling “vaginal ejaculation disorder.” This is attributed to a number of reasons, including porn, and “unnatural methods” of masturbation. “”Tsueno Akaeda, a doctor who runs a clinic in Tokyo’s Roppongi, agrees with urologist Nagao.

“There are definitely more people with vaginal ejaculation disorder than there used to be,” he says. “There has been incredible progress made in masturbation goods and there are plenty of people who can ejaculate into an artificial vagina, but not the real thing. I get more than a few men come to see me about that. And those in their 20s and 30s have grown up watching adult movies. They find masturbation easier and more satisfying than intercourse.”

Perhaps the government should put a ban on the Fleshlight?  In the meantime, enjoy the facials while you can.

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How to Get 20 Cute Naked Japanese Girls in a Telephone Booth

More Weird Japan. What is up with those people, anyway? Here’s something from a Japanese TV show with cute naked girls getting stuffed into a phone booth. I’m not sure what the current Japanese porn laws are, but even though bush has to be pixilated, there seems to be plenty of nudity on TV. You can also read up all about the bad fad known as telephone booth stuffing but it’s better when done naked with cute girls.

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Lochai Photography

An interesting post about the endlessly weird Japanese from Unscathed Corpse:

I love how he “tied up his first girlfriend when he was six”

LINK quote [I tied up my first “girlfriend” when I was six on the school bus and from that moment on I knew I was “different”. I have been a student and educator of BDSM including but not limited to age play, pony play, corporal, discipline, pain for pleasure play as well as a kinbaku artist (japanese bondage)].

(via Atlanta Bondage)

(from: Lochai Photography)

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Amputee Sex Dolls, Amputee Porn and Long Jeanne Silver For All You Lovers of Limbless Women

You can of course open up the fetish roadmap and consult it’s position on what amputee porn is, or isn’t. But leave it to the Japanese perverts out there to actually invent an amputee sex doll. My knowledge of the Japanese language is rather limited, and I can’t read the alphabets at all but I think the pictures suffice.

Of course you porn connoisseurs may know that in the rocking and reeling 1970s, when everybody’s ass was up for grabs, certain paraphilias actually commanded respect and admiration - Bodiel Joensen was one example. Another one was “Long Jeanne Silver”, who I first read about in Adam Parfrey’s Apocalypse Culture books, before the interent was invented.

“Jeanne Silver, a pretty amputee, appeared in men’s magazines, and on San Francisco burlesque stages. She had the lower part of her left leg removed when she was a child. The remaining stump, extending several inches below her knee, is little more than bone covered with flesh. Director Alex DeRenzy uses the pseudo-documentary format to display Silver’s sexual habits. She fucks Amber Hunt during a threesome, impales two teenage students and even goes so far as to ram it up a homosexual’s ass. Long regarded as one of the more bizarre films of the 1970’s.” Here is Long Jeanne Silver and her other movies as well.
Now I really don’t know why this fetish is as popular as it is, and that is not to say that it is POPULAR but it’s certainly out there. I would imagine it has something to do with bondage and restraint and making the woman immobile and subservent. Want more, you sick fuck? Kidding. To each his own, I guess. Here’s some more amputee porn if that’s your ticket.

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Sixteen Naked Japanese Girls Blowing Horns, Sucking on Organs and Cracking Nuts in the Japanese Naked Orchestra

I counted sixteen naked Japanese girls in this naked orchestra from Japan. They butcher Tchaikovski’s Nutcracker and like Liberace, they may be great on the piano but they suck on the organ but what the hell, they’re cute. You can always turn the sound down or off and just watch them blow. On a related note, my favourite naked musician is here.

Naked Orchestra - The most amazing bloopers are here

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Kanamari Matsuri, Chiwawa Matsuri, Japanese Penis Festivals and The Famous Penis Ice Cream Photo

Matsuri means festival, Chiwawa Matsuri and Kanamari Matsuri are two examples of what many of you have probably heard about: the infintely insane Japanese have several “penis festivals” - an ancient fertility ritual for sure but which has survived into modern times. I came across this image a few times of a girl sucking on a penis shaped ice cream and I feel compelled to set the record straight. No, this is not some kind of pedophilic fantasy that certain people of Japanese background have a fondness for, e.g. the whole schoolgirl thing, etc. and thus make commercially available penis shaped treats for everyday consumption.

This is most likely from the Chiwawa Matsuri festival, which celebrates all things penis. Take a look at the vid, they have penis treats, penis novelties, you name it. It’s probably completely innocent. Right? Sometimes a penis is just a penis!?

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Japanese Air Sex is the Dumbest Thing Ever but Pretty Funny

If you thought air guitar was lame or stupid, or at least the air guitar competition they hold up in Helsinki for some reason, you’re wrong. “Air Sex” from Japan is the cake taker in the lameness category but this video clip is pretty hysterical.

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Japanese Peeping Tom Photography by Kohei Yoshiyuke

The New York Times recently had an interesting feature about a Japanese photographer named Kohei Yoshiyuke who documented the voyeur/exhibitionist practices of couples who would have sex in public parks with full knowledge of the ‘peeping toms’ who would come to look at them and sometimes join in. The photos are not erotic but fascinating, kind of like a group sex version of Weegee. His stuff is exhibited currently at the Yossi Milo gallery in New York so if you’re in that neck of the woods, I’d recommend it.

The Park is a series of photographs, taken in the 1970’s, in three Tokyo parks (Shinjuku, Yoyogi, and Aoyama), where people gathered for furtive sexual encounters, both heterosexual and homosexual, and where spectators gathered in the darkness to watch and join.

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