Russian Art Collective Has a Public Orgy in Honour of Dmitry Medvedev

I gotta give it to the ‘art collective’ “Voina” (War) for taking the whole naked protester thing up a notch and actually orgy-ing out in the Moscow Biological Museum with this “action.” More Dada than activism, this was some kind of nod to Russian pagan past, and the practice of worshipping the bear in pre-Christian Russia (Medvedev’s name is derived for the word for bear: ‘medved’). Oh yeah, and an excuse to orgy out in public.

“On February 29 Voina has staged the “Fuck for the heir Puppy Bear!” action. The action took place in Moscow’s Biological museum in time for the upcoming presidential elections in Russia. The collective fuck action in the space of a museum is our parting wish to the young leader at the beginning of his long path, our way of artistically supporting the yet inexperienced Puppy Bear.

As usual, the public and civic order guards decided not to intervene with the course of the action. ”

Pics are here and the video is here.

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Erotic Falconry

Swooping down from the open skies and landing right into the “WTF?” category comes “Erotic Falconry”, some type of art project and/or internet joke that looks very, very dangerous if it was actually real. The whole don’t do this at home kind of deal. Good for a chuckle or two, in that WTF/Dada kind of way. Thanks to Brendan for the tip.

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Japanese Men Prefer Facials to Vaginal Ejaculation

Don’t believe everything you read in Mainichi Daily News, but according to this article, an increasing number of Japanese men are experiencing an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina and suffer from what they’re calling “vaginal ejaculation disorder.” This is attributed to a number of reasons, including porn, and “unnatural methods” of masturbation. “”Tsueno Akaeda, a doctor who runs a clinic in Tokyo’s Roppongi, agrees with urologist Nagao.

“There are definitely more people with vaginal ejaculation disorder than there used to be,” he says. “There has been incredible progress made in masturbation goods and there are plenty of people who can ejaculate into an artificial vagina, but not the real thing. I get more than a few men come to see me about that. And those in their 20s and 30s have grown up watching adult movies. They find masturbation easier and more satisfying than intercourse.”

Perhaps the government should put a ban on the Fleshlight?  In the meantime, enjoy the facials while you can.

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“Love Me, Love My Doll” aka “Guys and Dolls” BBC Documentary About the Men Who Love RealDolls and Live With Them

For some reason it comes up as “Guys and Dolls” on the internet but the original title of this BBC Documentary about RealDoll owners who fall in love with their very expensive masturbation devices is “Love Me, Love My Doll.” Ever wondered what RealDoll owners are really like? Now you can find out, because it looks like someone Tivo’d the flick and put it up online. The guys include some oddball Goth looking Black or Indian dude who lives with his RealDoll and with his parents (!), a very pathetic English guy who takes his doll with him when he goes hang-gliding (there’s actually nothing wrong with him but he seems to have both impossibly high standards for the type of women he wants to date as well as an incredibly defeatist attitude), a scary redneck from Virginia who’s really into guns, and a guy who tries to share his collection of 10 (TEN!) RealDolls with his girlfriend.

After reading about this on Sex and Blogs, I couldn’t stop watching it. It is literally like watching a car accident or train wreck. Not only is it a stellar documentary but the subject matter is at once so weird, so sad, so funny and so horrifying, I haven’t seen anything like this in a long time. Must be seen to be believed, really. The video is 45 mins long but I guarantee you will be glued to it.

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The Condom Bag Makes a Handy Tote For Going to the Orgy or Gangbang

I think this “Safe Sax” condom bag, while intended for yet another AIDS awareness shtick of some sorts is a bit of a misguided statement. I mean, do you really need to advertise that you’re going to need that many this evening?

Of course if you’re going to one of the orgies at Party Hardcore, you might. I’m still trying to figure out what the ratio of amateurs to pros is at these parties. Believe me, some are definitely amateurs. A bit frightening and titillating at the same time, eh?

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Sweeties: The RealDoll Rental Service

Let’s say you’ve always been fascinated by the RealDoll and want to try it but don’t want to shell out the thousands of bucks for one. You’re in luck (sort of). A San Francisco based company called Sweeties, provides just the service you’re looking for. For a modest fee you can rent one of the life sized sex dolls and give her a whirl.

Of course, the very first thing that pops into one’s mind is, ‘how clean is it’? Well if you check out the FAQ you’ll piss your pants. First off,

Q: How often do you clean the doll and how do you keep it in sanitary condition?
A:The dolls undergo a thorough clean up after every single play with our special disinfectant cleaning kit.

I’m not convinced but okay…

Q: What is NOT allowed to do with the doll?
A: We WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY IMPROPER OR VIOLENT behavior towards our attendants or the doll. When playing with the doll be gentle even if you feel like “playing hard”. Avoid clumsy positions with doll where there is a risk of doll’s damage.Also any of the following constitutes as damage to the doll: fingernail marks, bite marks, and cuts made with a knife or other bladed instrument; burn marks; liquid other than lotion; excessive bending of the doll’s joints; dirty or torn clothing; a dirty head; semen anywhere on the dolls body parts or entries, handcuff marks. You are fully financially responsible for any damages you wil cause by improper handling. Note: We require that you WEAR A CONDOM at all time when entering the doll’s entries. The previous list is not definite and we reserve the rights to asses fees if needed. The amount of “Loss and Damage Policy Fees” are determined on a case by case basis.

There goes that idea. And here’s what did it for me:

Q: Can I ejaculate on the doll’s surface or inside her entries?
A: We strongly encourage you to ejaculate inside the condom you are required to wear at all times when entering pleasure entries. However, if you have a strong desire to do so, you may, but please be aware we will assess a “Clean-Up Fee” if you don’t return the doll back as as it was when given to you.

OK so not only do you have to wear a condom you can’t cum inside her or on her face. And I really don’t trust their special cleaner too much. What a riot!

“Clean-Up Fee” is assesed if the doll is found in inapropriate sanitary condition for collection. “Clean-Up Fee” is $100.

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The Condom Fashion Show (Project Cumway?) and Other Good and Bad Ways to Promote Condom Use in Places Like South Africa

I think this fashion show in China was actually sort of clever and the designs are pretty cool. Will it make Chinese use condoms more to prevent overpopulation and AIDS? I’m not so sure.

Here’s an article with more pics. It reminds me a bit of how South Africa always tries to come up with idiotic new ways of getting people to use rubbers to tackle their AIDS problem, the worst one in the world. One was sending out a letter from the government explaining that you need to use condoms not to catch the bug and enclosing a sample rubber. Sounds decent enough, right? Maybe if they didn’t staple the condom to the letter. (I’m not joking, look it up).

Or this, voted “the Most Beautiful Object in South Africa. It’s a “condom applicator.” Jeez, like do you really need one? No offence to my SA friends but I associate this with the African sense of entitlement and macho superiority. “I can’t put this on, my china. I’m African, and until I’m delivered a special device to put this thing on my dick, it’s bareback or nothing.” “Jawelnofine, let’s do bareback.” Ironically the expression “china” is SA speak for ‘my friend’ or ‘my dear.’

In abit of a redux mention, I think the coolest AIDS prevention stuff came in the series of French PSA’s by then absolutely brilliant animation director Wilfrid Brimo which I’ve mentioned before and the messages is pure and simple: “vivez assez longtemps pour trouver le bon.” There’s a straight one, a gay one and one about a pervert like yours truly. The first two are bittersweet, the straight one, a bit more so:

But the gay one is actually a little more humorous.

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The Very Rare Anti-Masturbation Device on Ebay Sells for $2,906 USD

You may have seen mention of this monstrosity, basically a chastity belt for men, aka in this copy a device to keep you from masturbating which was selling on ebay on other blogs. I’m proud to announce that we have a winner and it sold for almost $3K. I don’t know, it is fascinating but also horrifying. What if you have an erection inside that metal thing, it gets larger, and somehow the blood supply to the penis gets cut off. Do you know what happens then?

Well apart from just the actual physical pain, I would imagine there is a potential of great peril to the family jewels. This reminds me in a roundabout way of a story a friend of mine while in medical school read in JAMA (Journal of the American Medical Association). It was about a guy who had the bright idea to inject cocaine into his dick so he could jerk off like crazy, which he did. Except 24 hours later he suffered “autoamputation of his necrotic penis.” The damn thing just fell off! Sheesh! I better get off these topics. Must have been that Justin Timberlake video that got me thinking about this. Maybe it was Justin who bought this thing.

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More Christian Porn? Catholic Anti-Abuse Coloring Book Reminds Me of Cherry Poptart

Speaking of Christian porn, still trying to pick itself up from the plethora of scandals, the Catholic Archdiocese of New York has apparently issued a fun anti-pedophilia coloring book. “Many of the book’s cartoon-sketch drawings, which were created by a church volunteer, are light in tone and narrated by an angel looming overhead. But on one page, the angel warns of an online predator—with chest hair exposed—who attempts to chat with a child; on another (shown above), the angel implies that children should make sure they’re never alone in a room with a priest.” (Via Newsweek article).

Now, is it my imagination or does the angel in this drawing look a little bit like Cherry Poptart?

Who knows. For angel-themed porn, I prefer John B. Root’s Explicite girls.

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Some Additions to the 2 Girls 1 Cup Toilet Humour

I’m assuming that most of my readers are familiar with the coprophagic video “2 Girls 1 Cup” that became, yes, an internet sensation. Of all the things to start an internet sensation, eh? Have we sunk that low? You bet. In an era when “ass to mouth” porn is about as ubiquitous as a shaved pussy, it’s only natural that viral videos that are intensely disgusting gather more attention than either good porn, or even matters of interest. I think 2 Girls 1 Cup even superceded the infamous Goatse. Having said that, while I couldn’t stomach watching the original 2 Girls 1 Cup video, and it seems to be removed from the net, the reactions to it are fairly funny.

Exhibit 1:

A North Carolina State University student recently purchased a customized NC license plate to commemorate one of the most recent and most disgusting viral videos on the Internet. The plate, which was originally opened and questioned by his mother, will soon be driving around the streets of Raleigh.

Exhibit 2:

For anyone who has even taken one film studies, women’s studies, or an art class in criticism, this is rather funny - a college paper analizing 2 Girls 1 Cup as if it were the latest masterpiece from your favourite bullshit artist du jour. I’m disappointed they didn’t throw in a reference to Michel Foucault. On the other hand it also could be a real paper written by “existentialist porn star” Sasha Grey for Film Studies 101. (Clicking pic will open up a larger, readable image).

Via Odd Culture.

By the way, since I mentioned “ass to mouth” did you know that just several years ago, this was a rarity? Check out this article, and this is from AVN (Adult Video News) of all places where the writer expresses his repulsion over “ATM” and this was written just four years ago! Now it’s all the rage. To paraphrase Dostoyevsky, people will get used to anything, the fuckers.

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Christian Porn, Glory Hole Style: Mike Huckabee’s Light Switch?

I’m obsessing a bit about the elections, as opposed to the erections, the past couple of days and can’t help wonder if it isn’t Christian freak and potential Republican candidate Mike Huckabee who has this glory hole themed Jesus light switch in his house. How frightening!

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“Kiss Me Quick!” Hilarious Early Sexploitation Flick

To be frank, I really am speechless after watching this vid of a trailer for an early sexploitation movie from the 1960s. Everything about it is perfect in it’s insanity and inanity; from the soundtrack to the monsters to the dancing girls to the nerds from outer space, the whole thing is like an unholy bastard child of Ed Wood and Russ Meyer if they got gay-married. For all your sexploitation goofballs, enjoy.

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Vagina Dentata in Film and Art, Not Just in “Teeth”

You may have heard about the upcoming film “Teeth” which is about a woman with a real life vagina dentata, which for those of you ignorant of Dr. Freud and co., is a toothed vagina and a horrible, horrible concept based on castration anxiety. The film actually looks pretty funny but does produce instant shrinkage just from watching the trailer. Now it looks like we have an entire website dedicated to the vagina dentata, and which also lists a number of other films where the scary pussy with teeth makes an appearance. Ouch! (Some of the art is pretty funny though, like these toothy pussies).

If you have the courage, check out the trailer. NOT for the faint of heart.

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Vagina Couch For Sale

If I had an extra $600 and the space for it, and the time to drive up to Mendocino, etc etc, I would definitely like to pick up this “womb with a view.”

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RealDoll Makes an Anime Styled Version Called BoyToy

I did not see the film “Lars and the Real Girl”, but I have just a slight feeling that if you didn’t think the Real Doll was creepy enough this film made it even more so. Ergo, the wonderful sex doll inventors behind Real Doll have now come out with a limited edition version called Boy Toy, which is more like a stylized, googley-eyed anime version of a real live woman, which is what we all want in a female companion, isn’t it? Actually not, but in our plastic age it seems the plastic Boy Toy seems actually more realistic than the Real Doll. This one, Miss December, definitely reminds me of Paris Hilton.

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Leonard Nimoy’s Nude Photography of Fat Chicks Prove He Really is From Another Planet

I’m not a huge Star Trek fan but I always knew Leonard Nimoy was insane. Or at least he was definitely half-Vulcan in real life. If you didn’t think that his Yiddish Theater experience was at odds with his other planetary romps, or if you didn’t find his horrible music and records (supposedly he has made more recordings than the Beatles) to be enough, here’s another bit of insanity. Not only has Nimoy been a longtime nude photographer, he also loves fat chicks! Check out his “Full Body Project“, dedicated to the art of obesity!

Now don’t get me wrong. I like women with meat on their bones but this might be too much for me. And it only adds to the general insanity of Nimoy. Now, I’m not sure if he’s come out and said anything about that genre of fan fiction by Star Trek fans called Slash Fiction that tries to invent stories & create artwork based on a hypothetical gay romance between Spock and Kirk.

Tak sa mycket to Sex or Not, for alerting me to this madness.

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Alaska Air’s Gay Travel Promotion is Getting Some Heat - But How Do You Prove You’re Gay?

Well it looks like Alaska Air has gotten some slack lately for offering a 10% air travel discount to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered travelers, in their own words “taking diversity to the sky.” People were a bit upset about it by saying that instead offering a discount to gays, lesbians, etc. it was in fact adding a 10% surcharge to heterosexual passengers. Personally, I don’t understand that logic. You can read up about the whole thing here, and also check out their gay travel page itself. But really what I understand even less is, how do you prove you’re gay in order to get the discount? That’s when the penis tatoo comes in handy, of course!

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“Mr. Bucket”: Teabagging & Inadvertant Innudendos in Advertising. Some Copywriter Must Have Been Channeling Last Night’s Experience at the Stonewall

For those of you unfamiliar with “teabagging”, this involves the sexual practice of act of a man placing his testicles, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth or face of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion. Which of course resembles dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of tea. Teabagging was made popular in the John Waters film “Pecker” but it was also inadvertantly advertised through the Milton Bradley product “Mr. Bucket”, a children’s game feauturing a character named Mr. Bucket who “eats balls” until they pop out of his mouth.

The jingle for Mr. Bucket has become infamous in some circles for its unintentionally innuendous lyrics, coupled to a relatively cheerful tune as well as the arguably poor choice of words used by the announcer (which may be mistaken for teabagging), which may have been a factor in the toy’s discontinuation. The jingle however, has became a cult favorite among fans of the advertisement due to its innuendous lyrics. This may have caused the re-release.[citation needed]

That’s right, I’m Mr. Bucket!
I’m Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top
I’m Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!

Announcer: The game’s Mr. Bucket! The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out, ’cause the balls will pop out of his mouth!

I’m Mr. Bucket, balls pop into my mouth
I’m Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I’m about
I’m Mr. Bucket!
We’re all gonna run!
I’m Mr. Bucket! Buckets of fun!

Kid: I win, I win!

Buckets of fun!

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Football Field Penis Prank in Hazleton, PA is America’s Beavis and Butthead Answer to English Crop Circles

Have you heard of the Penis Prank in Pennsylvania? To paraphrase The Register, the pranksters in Hazleton, PA have certainly figured out how NOT to welcome alien visitors to our planet with this giant crop circle cock.

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Butt Implants Gone Horribly Awry

I thought J-Lo’s butt was fake at first. Not to be confused with the absolute insanity of this chick who got a butt implant. Mind blowing and disgusting!

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