More Christian Porn? Catholic Anti-Abuse Coloring Book Reminds Me of Cherry Poptart

Speaking of Christian porn, still trying to pick itself up from the plethora of scandals, the Catholic Archdiocese of New York has apparently issued a fun anti-pedophilia coloring book. “Many of the book’s cartoon-sketch drawings, which were created by a church volunteer, are light in tone and narrated by an angel looming overhead. But on one page, the angel warns of an online predator—with chest hair exposed—who attempts to chat with a child; on another (shown above), the angel implies that children should make sure they’re never alone in a room with a priest.” (Via Newsweek article).

Now, is it my imagination or does the angel in this drawing look a little bit like Cherry Poptart?

Who knows. For angel-themed porn, I prefer John B. Root’s Explicite girls.

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