Penis Museum in Iceland Finally Finds a Human Specimen but I Think the Director Should Lay off the Akvavit, or the Crack

For those of you unfamiliar with Iceland’s Penis Museum, also known as the Icelandic Phallological Museum, it contains hundreds of preserved penises and penis parts. Supposedly, the one specimen they were lacking was a human, until recently when a geezer donated his privates to be added to the collection.

This is all fine and dandy except for two minor things. First of all, a quick look through their collections shows this rather odd specimen named “Elmo” which certainly looks like a real human dick. The photo is a bit too low res to read the full text but it mentions it as “the American donor.”

Second, if you look through their website, you will notice that included in the collection are “merman”, troll, “beach murmurer” (according to the site “One legged, one armed and one eyed human monster who tried to push people into the sea and kill them there”) and, the piece de resistance, and my personal favourite, the “Enriching Beach Mouse”, which is “A mouse that draws money from the sea to enrich her owner. Found on the south coast in November 1993.” I know Icelandic winters are long and cold, and summers short and freezing. But I think the Museum director has been overdoing it with the booze.

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