Let’s say you’ve always been fascinated by the RealDoll and want to try it but don’t want to shell out the thousands of bucks for one. You’re in luck (sort of). A San Francisco based company called Sweeties, provides just the service you’re looking for. For a modest fee you can rent one of the life sized sex dolls and give her a whirl.
Of course, the very first thing that pops into one’s mind is, ‘how clean is it’? Well if you check out the FAQ you’ll piss your pants. First off,
Q: How often do you clean the doll and how do you keep it in sanitary condition?
A:The dolls undergo a thorough clean up after every single play with our special disinfectant cleaning kit.
I’m not convinced but okay…
Q: What is NOT allowed to do with the doll?
A: We WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY IMPROPER OR VIOLENT behavior towards our attendants or the doll. When playing with the doll be gentle even if you feel like “playing hard”. Avoid clumsy positions with doll where there is a risk of doll’s damage.Also any of the following constitutes as damage to the doll: fingernail marks, bite marks, and cuts made with a knife or other bladed instrument; burn marks; liquid other than lotion; excessive bending of the doll’s joints; dirty or torn clothing; a dirty head; semen anywhere on the dolls body parts or entries, handcuff marks. You are fully financially responsible for any damages you wil cause by improper handling. Note: We require that you WEAR A CONDOM at all time when entering the doll’s entries. The previous list is not definite and we reserve the rights to asses fees if needed. The amount of “Loss and Damage Policy Fees” are determined on a case by case basis.
There goes that idea. And here’s what did it for me:
Q: Can I ejaculate on the doll’s surface or inside her entries?
A: We strongly encourage you to ejaculate inside the condom you are required to wear at all times when entering pleasure entries. However, if you have a strong desire to do so, you may, but please be aware we will assess a “Clean-Up Fee” if you don’t return the doll back as as it was when given to you.
OK so not only do you have to wear a condom you can’t cum inside her or on her face. And I really don’t trust their special cleaner too much. What a riot!
“Clean-Up Fee” is assesed if the doll is found in inapropriate sanitary condition for collection. “Clean-Up Fee” is $100.