Want to be a REAL “Guitar Hero”? Strap This Guitar Vibrator On For Size!

While on holiday the other week, which was the reason for the infrequent posts, we saw our friends’ tween son jamming out to the new “Guitar Hero” video game which I have never seen before. Two things came to mind: one, that he would be better off actually studying the instrument and two, that he must be hitting puberty soon because since everyone knows the major reason boys pick up the guitar, or especially the electric guitar is because it drives the chicks crazy. And then came thought two and a half. I’ve heard that apart from the fashion and attitude, a big reason chicks like motorcycles or guys who drive motorcycles, especially a noisy old Harley Davidson is because the vibrations from the engine actually function like a gigantic vibrator…. much like… being next to a Marshall amp. Where does this lead us? To it’s logical conclusion: the guitar powered vibrator of course!

Now I still haven’t figured out if this is a real product or simply a prototype in the making but I think it has potential as a viable sex toy to really rock you like a hurricane or whatever other stupid rock song name you wish to use in the marketing campaign that deals with masturbation. Any suggestions? How about Cum On Feel the Noize?

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